You do realize you ban that evil-looking gun, half the sick fucks in the world are gonna take it as a challenge, right ? You ever see what a 12-gauge pump loaded with 00 buck can do in a crowded situation ? hamburger is what you have left.

Someone sounds jealous . . .

Too bad they couldn’t bounce his head off the car a few times. Takes the fight right out of the tuff ones . . .

Thank god for this post. Nominated for post of the day ! LH really needs to get back to its roots and leave the political crap ALONE.

Remember the good old days, when Gizmodo actually showed us all the new gizmo’s out there and Lifehacker contained handy tips for daily life ?
Yeah . . . me neither.... ancient history.

Ah . . . . more bandwidth for the rest of us . . .

Content ? Check.
ISP ? Check.
Browser ? Check.
Freaking out over nothing ? Check.

Yep. Internet is still here.

I know you are, but what am I ?

Good for the Chengs ! They should put up a tollbooth.

And who keeps those returns coming ? Those damn billionaires !! And half of them ain’t even from here ! Take the foreigners money. Hell - let’s take back the property too - and give it to the dishwashers !

You must be in one of them there “flyover states”. Your opinion don’t count.

maybe in New York . . .

In other words . . . you made rational, reasonable decisions - rather than lashing out in anger because someone has more money than you ? How very mature of you. Where there but more people that think that way . . . .

“bootklickers . . . “make money at the pleasure of the rest of us” . . .“that they get to keep any money is their reward” . . . “stealing all the income” . . . “decrease income equality” . . .

Someone sounds a little jealous . . .

No. Just wondering how someone who can obviously work a keyboard and string together a complete thought cannot express that thought without defaulting to a worn-out, hackneyed phrase like “fuck”. It seems lazy.

It “took me a week” because I don’t obsessively read this crap like you do, obviously. This is my last resort for “entertainment”- when there is NOTHING else productive to do in this world. Now, don’t you feel honored that I even bothered to reply to you ? You rank right above “nothing else productive” ! :o)

I try to keep up, but I honestly can’t. I recently came across a chart that showed at least 50 different identifications/combinations beyond straight, homosexual, or bisexual.

I mean, why do we insist on labeling everything, to the point of having to define everything about ourselves when we come in to contact with…

That there is a quality post. Concise, topical, funny.

Not quite - but thanks for jumping to conclusions. Just never saw a normal person wish to commit sodomy with a rolled up, flaming newspaper - but hey - whatever you are in to, right ?

Who cares ? Don’t wear one, and they will have wasted their money. Don’t push there agenda for them. They’ll chalk it up to a bad idea and try and find a new way to screw with you next year. No wonder the entire world is on medication - y’all get worked up over bullshit.