I always liked umbrellas used as weapons. So many cool opportunities, like grabbing the opponent with the handle. There’s not enough fight scenes with umbrellas.

I’ll never be able to unsee RPG Maker, no matter how hard its disguised.

It will get worse once the retards elect their retard-leader.

See thumbnail - no thanks.

SQUIGGLY!

Why is she still a thing? I mean, in a “yay we wanna be like her” way, not in an artistic way.

Please cast a retard as the whole game.

Never seen so much cancer on one spot. I gotta watch lots of aggressive SFM-sex to get this crap out of my system. Thanks, D’Analstasio.

Patricia isn’t allowed to make feminist posts anymore, so she compensates it with her fetishes.

Fans... more like: The memes were funny, until tumblr had to ruin it. Yay they turned Roadhog into a fag. Why not turn Zarya into a futa, would at least make sense.

“There’s been so much focus on what next week’s 3DS game Metroid Prime Federation Force isn’t” For example... a friggin Metroid game.

If you would, I’d find a way to drop a bomb on your house.

I think you make that all up for marketing reasons. But it would be hilarious if Blizzard would explain that the DDoS attacks are Sombra’s fault. Or they announce there’s an issue and they deliver a hotfix. So you download a patch and suddenly - Sombra on the select screen.

No interest in the game (anymore), but man, that is impressive.

It needs to be here to remind you politically uninterested retards not to vote for Trump. Hell, I would migrate to the US just to vote for Hillary, then leave again. I’m worrying once I’m there, the total IQ of the country is raised by 50%.

Finally something relationship-related I can laugh about on this SITE ABOUT GAMING!

Are those weird Russian words the cities Russia will invade next?

Yeah it really annoyed me later in the game, made it impossible to type the words. I mashed the keyboard like a monkey.

That’s not the fanart I was thinking of, which it already had, too...

That’s what I dream about everyday. But chicks are selfish, so no.