Slowtaku turned off ECW for once and talked about month old memes.

Stop making up crappy words.

This. I’ve got enough of those tards who buyed it and say they sold it “because they expected something different”. Its name is Evil Within and its a game by Shinji Mikami! WHAT do those casual plebs expect?!

It annoys me how people JUST NOW complain about gore in games like Evil Within, but fap to games like Dead by Daylight.

Sounds better than the godawful review Kotaku wrote for it.

The trailer looked boring and as if Godzilla stands just around. And again, people seriously expected more. The viewers are what’s wrong with movies nowadays, they watch even the worst movies.

Revealing that in a stupid filler, I expected nothing less from the Naruto anime.

Thats where I come from, therefore its the only good article on Kotaku. :P

I only played SL to cyber some hot catgirl in public. Is there any other reason to play it?

The more Kotaku slaps pics of Akihabara at me, the more I miss it.

I dunno, seems like any Youtuber (weird and not deserving any fame by FRIGGIN KOTAKU) and found yet another way to grab attention and donations, by causing people to feel sorry.

SEXIST... just kidding. Or not? I dunno if it’s still allowed to complement on something.

Reminds me of my first job, including people making stuff up that wasn’t in our working contract. That’s why more and more workers stayed at home, implying they worked from there, but they didn’t. Guess who did their work not to lose his job? Guess who lost his job anyway for payment reasons, despite being the most…

What? But her first suit looks super... sorry... swag.

This.

Like Genji? Oh and you know what isn’t right? Mashing left click as Hanzo and then dying instantly by getting an arrow to the foot. But yeah, it’s totally D.va who’s the problem now.

No, same here. First I wondered if Winston was buffed, I didn’t manage to kill him for 3 matches.

Oh no! People finally have to... I dunno... play someone else than Reinhardt! D.va might GASP actually work!

Now? Ooooh you’re one of the self-important pricks who kept blabbering at me how D.va is a Tier 5 tank, and then I saved the game for those underage noobs! And I did it without a friggin healer! Healers are the ones who usually suck and still get their 5+ upvotes!

She was always good. Git gud.