It would’ve been so easy to make it an awesome prank if they would’ve just spent $20 and paid for the pizza. Still a surprise, but instead of ruining everyone’s day it makes people’s day.  

It’s the shrimpy bits

I need this for the Switch so bad. It looks like the perfect Switch game.

It’s a type of a simulation game. It simulates what would happen if you’re not on the island if you don’t play. Makes sense. 

I bought Star Tropics used when I was younger and it didn’t have the manual. Could never get past the part that asks you to enter a 3 digit code from the instruction book because the internet wasn’t a thing.

Another example of how manuals used to be important for old school games. 

“Is anyone actually interested in this game?”

Read the second paragraph of the article. 

You didn’t read the article did you?

Following that sentence is “Otherwise I generally don’t bother and let the taste of the meat and tomatoes dominate” implying it’s not needed. 

What, no ...chili... powder or any other seasoning? 

The article also mentions “pass and play” “pass the controller” or “single controller” like 10 times. Over half of what you have listed wouldn’t need to be tested. 

You didn’t read the whole paragraph did you?

Send them back to Nintendo. My Switch was over a year outside its warranty and they took them back and replaced them both with free shipping each way.

I read that sentence and the first paragraph 3 times trying to figure out what the “why” was.

You know exactly what day it leaves the market. Buy it before that date. 

Your CRT was only 20 pounds? Lucky!

His face probably looked something like this:

So there are 2 orthodontists who will help you find 2 orthodontists?

“courtesy two doctors in the U.K. there are two orthodontists in the U.K. who can help you out with that.”

Looks like Hulu does some really short runs on certain things. 50 First Dates is joining September 1 and leaving September 30 according to the list.

I loved the game (and the NES version) and when I saw that line I really questioned the legitimacy of Stephen’s memory