It just sounds so... sad. I feel sorry for everyone involved with it, except E.L. James, who is making money off books that are TOTALLY not better than all the BDSM AUs I have read throughout my misspent youth.

At this point there is bad Teen Wolf fanfic I would prefer to see in movie format over this disaster in the making.

Right!? Just think - his husband gets to look at that ALL THE TIME, whereas I need to have an internet connection and Netflix. UNFAIR.

Tiffani Thiessen - who happens to be on the Matt Bomer Show, which has a name but we all know what I mean - is probably one of my favourite former teen stars. I feel (with no basis for this) that she has just become wise and serene in her non-teenage years, and also incredibly timelessly gorgeous.

I wish the first movie had been the lighthearted comedy it was marketed as. I walked out of that theatre SO disappointed by the drug-fuelled haze parts. And also the terrible Matt Bomer underuse...

I... have absolutely no idea what I just saw.

Is it possible that this woman married BOTH our fathers? Because the exact same thing happened to me when my dad was hit by a car while riding his bike.

I really hope this brand does well. I am no longer wearing plus sizes, but I know - both from the time when I was as well as my friends for whom shopping is currently a total nightmare - that what you wear is often the difference between feeling good about yourself and feeling the way society directs us to feel about…

Ooookay. Apparently only weird to me. Thanks, I guess?

siiiigh. I shouldn't write comments at lunch. It's not a "life estate" provision, it's a "you can stay for this arbitrary amount of time, as decided by these usually-unrelated factors" provision. I have no problem with my dad's girlfriend not being homeless/destitute (although I should point out, in the interests of…

It's tough, because it's not something my family really TALKS about (we are the hilarious dysfunctional black comedy-of-errors family, and by that I mean we are, collectively, a mess), and quite frankly I'm not sure how to bring it up.

Sorry, I wasn't clear! It's not that she stays, it's that the duration is limited by several factors (which, as I mentioned above, I will not go into, in a vague but heartfelt attempt to avoid identifying myself or my family). :)

I'm sorry, I should have clarified - it's not THAT she can stay that's strange, it's that it's time-limited by several weird factors that only make sense if you know my dad and how he works (that I will avoid going into on the off chance that I identify myself :).

I seriously worry about this happening when my dad passes away. His girlfriend (who is not a fan of his daughters, to say the least; I'm not allowed to visit the city where I grew up while she's in residence) has constantly made money an issue (asking for, among other things, him to give her half of his house). I know…

He also wants to build a HILARIOUSLY oversized dock in the overpriced north-of-Vancouver community where he lives in blissful wealth, surrounded by some people who don't think his oversized dock idea is great (ostensibly for environmental reasons, but I bet also because it would ruin their views). Basically, he is my…

But the Doogie Howser jokes just got old so fast.

DON'T TELL MY SECRETS.

"your uterus, et al"

Seriously! On the other hand, before I purged everything as part of my Own Adult Stuff binge a few years ago, I owned a really kickass, mismatched collection of thrift store memorabilia plates.

"at the moment I was prepared to embrace my own life and agree on the responsibilities that come with that"