When I was 14, my favorite song had the phrase “what the hell” in it. I was a weird teen and inexplicably didn’t like saying swear words even as innocuous as “hell” (at least not until later in high school), but I would sing that song to myself a lot, and whenever I came to that line I’d sing, “what the heck.” I just…

On the other hand, I am consistently amazed how long it takes a story prominent in MSM to be covered on Jezebel. I checked back 3 or 4 times before this story showed up, and the same thing many other times.

Yeah I cringed when she was going on about being heartbroken, however I blame NBC for not giving them more than a few minutes to get their emotions in check. You could tell she had to mentally remind herself to talk about the victims. Just awkward all the way around.

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Josefa Reina is the woman in Spain and she is amazing.

This is judgmental, and unkind. I can see a million ways this mistake was made. A half-remembered article from several weeks ago, filed to the brain like a badly-sourced wiki page, perhaps. It doesn’t really matter. There are ways to correct, question, and even chastise that don’t involve being mean. If someone snarks…

It’s only embarrassing to you. So maybe instead of being a total bitch about it, if you’re so horrified by an adult (you don’t even know if this person is an adult, or a woman) you just correct them and move on. You’re judging them, plain and simple. And who the fuck are you, that entitles you to do that? The body…

Dude, no it isn’t. You sound like an extremely extra, judgmental person.

I dunno, despite all the things going on right now, I still think the fake Safelite commercial is still pretty funny.  Probably might have something to do with having recently discovered r/letsnotmeet.

Excellent Driver James Cameron disagrees. He’s also great at marriage.

He sees it as a list of goals to achieve.

It’s like he swallowed the entire DSM.

Don’t worry, he’ll launch his own magazine, so that he can name himself Person of the Year every month. It will be called THIRST. Look for it on newsstands nowhere (we all know that motherfucker can’t read anyway).

I can never understand why he lies about things that are so blatantly false that they are debunked within about five minutes, or lies about things that he is literally on camera saying. Does he think that he has a magic weapon that erases people’s memories? And people still support him, it’s madness.

I know this is all in good fun but I’m feeling really attacked by this post omg

That sounds like knife catching

Yes. This. Came to say this, but, it was already said.

Reading through this I suspected it might be a prank to get views on his YouTube channel. Poe’s Law and all that.

The Burj Khalifa is 2,700 feet tall. I’m pretty sure he could have visited it from a bit less than $20,000.

Pumpkin cheesecake is where it’s at. Fuck pumpkin pie