Pretty much.

They’re like the Kardashians, but with less power.

So these royals, they are just props, like our Vice Presidents?

Judges gonna judge.

By all appearances she’s an intelligent and thoughtful woman, so I’m not surprised that she responded well.

For a moment I thought Dirtbag had gone to a really dark place.

Jim Jones is a hero.

If you’re going to achieve any measure of gun restriction past Republicans, why prioritize one? It’s not as if any Republican will go “sure, we will give you handgun restrictions as long as you leave ARs alone.” Restrict any and all semi-automatic weapons.

Humps 4 Bumps!

The killing power of a high capacity rifle far exceeds that of handguns. To say that we should ban only handguns and not AR style weapons completely ignores what they’re capable of. Not all killings are done with AR style weapons, but all mass shootings seem to feature them prominently. Between the Pulse nightclub and…

Catherine Padilla claims that she asked mayor David Stewart, who’s held his office since 2000 and is running unopposed in an election next month, to install the speed bumps as a safety measure...

If I fuck my mayor, will he remove the speed bump/mountain near my apartment?

Why you mad at chocolate or cake, though? Sweets are good every time! Doesn’t matter the reason.

I would give them all the scritches.

If she was 18, you wouldn’t be ashamed to say that she’s a little hot piece of ass.

I’d totally run off to a weed farm if I wasn’t bogged down with kids and dogs.

Well, my semi-boyfriend of eight years just broke up with me because he’s decided to marry his other girlfriend. So running off to a weed farm for a week is sounding pretty good right about now to be honest.

Yeah sure, that’s the thing Woody Allen’s getting lambasted for these days.

Just wanted to say achoo that I love your screen name!