I laughed when I read that fucking quote!!!! Who’s the spokesperson? Trump?

we have the guests. we have all the best guests. people are saying that.

Wow. Men get hundreds of types of condoms and complain.

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Every time I read this Amazon review I wind up shaking with laughter. Every. time.

How timely.

You shit out your front? Please see a doctor.

you were so scared your balls took a shit?

If you were on this flight, please contact Jalopnik before finding shelter. Also, make sure you include a Verrit code so we know you’re story is true.

I’m someone who buys make-up in the drug store aisle when they have a good sale on Wet-n-Wild (as in lip color $.99) so bear with me when I ask this question. Is she even wearing make-up on that cover? I see a little eye liner but wow, she’s beautiful.

Rev. Rob Lee is an excellent example of what a good Christian should be.

Seems perfectly reasonable in Trump’s America that “good” Christians get mad at at another Christian for actually being a Good Christian.

You did misinterpret. The victim’s status as a reserve officer did not come out until later, the local PD is using that to try and bootstrap and after the fact “looking after our blue brothers” justification for Officer Payne’s actions.

The cops wanted to find something in the guy’s blood so he could be blamed for the accident, rather than the high speed car crash that essentially caused the accident.

They could never get a warrant for this blood and they knew it, which was why they tried to lean on the nurse and get it done fast. The patient was the victim of a crime, not suspected of a crime, therefore no chance of a warrant.

AND they didn’t start investigating until last week, when the public outcry began.

Well, just imagine skipping the frozen part and eating it!

I’ve been craving a new horror anthology series. I miss the ones from the 80s and 90s. There have been very few good ones since. It’s exciting to see that this show is pushing women.

Thank god! I’m going to eat nothing but gluten-free, organic, vegan french fries from now on.

I work two miles away and Amy’s Drive Thru is excellent fast food. I’m not a vegetarian, but the burger and fries are legit. Everything I’ve had there (broccoli mac ‘n cheese, chili cheese fries, milkshakes, etc.) is really good and the service is excellent. The place was packed for months after it opened and is still…