I have read that garbled word salad over a dozen times and can’t make heads or tails of it. What the fuck is he babbling about??? The more I read it, the crazier it gets.
He also thinks Akie Abe doesn’t speak English.
That fun little nugget was absolutely the most terrifying part for me...like this man thinks we’re all up in arms over $12/month insurance? Can we uh...please have $12/month insurance that appreciates over time?
He thinks health insurance is life insurance.
Dude. Marcon is “holding your hand” because he’s trying to get you to keep your pervy hands off his wife.
Walk into any dementia-care area of a nursing home and you can have basically the same conversation. I’m not kidding.
People don’t realize he loves holding my hand. And that’s good, as far as that goes.
Hell, as a former young (now much older) woman who had several guys attempt to groom her (thank you, Mom, for making sure I had some fantastic radar as far as this is concerned), I’m going to judge, too. Most of them tried to play it off as being gentlemanly, but I remember one guy in particular straight-up TELLING me…
I hate to say this, but I’m glad my little girl has two older brothers. Her middle brother wants to be a boxer. I might get him lessons.
Haha, cool. No, but seriously...as a 40 yo lady, dudes start getting really awesome at 35. I *just* noticed that my 35 yo brother was getting some serious looks the other day and I brought it up to his wife. She was like, ugh, I know...he’s getting hot or something. And I agreed with her, but then got grossed out…
but that’s a curl out, not a curl under. Distinct difference. Curls out: always awesome. Curls under, only awesome if someone declares it so and then still dumb looking.
This could be us but you playin
I know, I know and of course you’re right. Sometimes they catch me at a moment and I flip a bit. I’m gonna go take a bath and listen to Enya now.
I’m going to pretend “judge, judy, and executioner” was deliberate, because I love it and I’m going to start using it immediately.
Exactly. It’s my right to use my own judgement to come to the conclusion that R. Kelly is a scumbag.
Any dude with a harem can’t get it up for a human being - - he prefers playing with dolls.
Boy, here’s hoping none of your friends are ever groomed by a predator and abused. You’d be the worst support system ever.
That reminds me of this scumbag pool shark named Dennis Dasher (seriously) who was hanging out with my sister when she was 16 and he was at least 45. He came to the house once to pick her up and me and my brother took one look at him and were on the verge of killing the guy. He knew it and we never saw or got a call…
So...let me get this shit straight...Jezebels are JEALOUS, because they can’t suck the dick and fuck a R&B singer who is on the low end of his career...and we’re envious that we can’t be passed around to sexually service his friends like we were a bowl of Skittles...we’re envious cause we can’t stay in bootleg ass…