Sadly she died yesterday about an hour before the vet came. I’ve been bingeing sit coms all day to keep my mind off how lonely and sad I am. I really appreciate you asking.

Let’s not kid ourselves. If the mayor were still that hammy Boris Johnson, Trump would be calling him a courageous leader and extolling his virtues. This is based on the fact that the President is a brown Muslim.

Trump strikes me as someone who desperately wants upper class approval. The queen conspicuously ignoring him might be more painful to him than a kick. He might even get off on a kick....never know with him.

I can see it now, Merkel will go up to Trump and extend her hand to grab him by the balls, ‘cause when you are famous, you can do that’

Is it a rule that all racist assholes also have to be virtually illiterate? C’mon lady, “cow down”? Were you reaching for “kowtow”, maybe? Or “bow down”, perhaps? It’s not like you just mispronounced something in the heat of conversation - your racist fucking fingers deliberately typed out those letters. Maybe take a…

I came here and didn’t see color.

Yeah, that’s like saying, “I’m allergic to gluten. Except for bow-tie pasta.”

“You can’t reason with people who are inherently unreasonable.”

trump literally called for leaks during the election.

That’s why I avoid talking to anyone that voted republican. It really saves your sanity.

Simply put.

This is the best comment. I wish I could give you more stars. Soundgarden was a major part of the soundtrack to my high school days, so hearing of Cornell’s death made me cry. I smiled when I read about Ailes. Couldn’t have happened to a better person.

[Cornell and Roger Ailes sit in Charon’s barge, and open their complimentary meals.]

That would be just fine.

Nice earrings. Bear’s like, “Oooo I’m fancy!”

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

The thought of women having and enjoying sex and not getting pregnant as a result makes them feel all oogy.

I don’t buy it. They’d run Jared first. The Trump base is sexist. If Ivanka comes to power, it will be as part of a full-fledged dictator dynasty. Trump squeaked into office through a quirk of geography and a lot of external factors aligning in his favor. If democracy is preserved in the country, I don’t think he’ll…

And of course, would she even have had any modeling opportunities if daddy was rich and famous, No! Even with her current looks, she is far from even catalogue model level looks and that’s after mulitple plastic surgeries. I think 15 was pre the removal of the Trump chin surgery.

I’m not pissing on your leg, its raining.