Deffo Freddy Krueger and now I'm off to think over a few life decisions.

The press release I received told me to say “Cheerio,” so let’s just be that clichéd and say exactly that to Bravo’s newest series: The Real Housewives of Cheshire.

Isn’t the whole point of Subway for it to be a haven for when you are high/drunk? Had she torn the place apart sober and fully clothed this story would be a lot more surprising #relatable #butnotthefecesbitgross

Was it just me that clicked on this article expecting a run through of a day in the life of RuPaul? Yes? Ok.

+ I imagine it sums up the film, saved you buying a ticket.

Also, off topic but where’s the Mean Girls love?

Guys i’m sorry, but the 40m+ bags of coffee sitting in my cupboard are very much needed for the sodding 9am lecture i have in the morning. Deal with it.

sober sex

I second that their convenient shape is nothing if not for multiuse, especially when tipsy.

Awww, how did I forget about Simple Plan? I remember going to see them years ago and falling deep for Piere(?), looking back now I realise he was essentially a somewhat rocky Bieber with a dodgy haircut.