Jasmine Tookes was the winner. All other opinions are irrelevant. Honorable mention: Elsa Hosk, Maria Borges, Joan Smalls, and Adriana Lima for managing to look like they were having fun which I’m sure was not easy while nude in heels with 20lb wings.
Lindy’s own words right here on Jezebel about getting rape threats.
Also, does he really think rose petals ahould be spelled “rose pettles”?????
He’s muuuuuuuuuuuch much cuter than that Packer dude.
Is Mariah the perfect manifestation of celebrity or did Mariah blaze the path of celebrity perfection? Is Mariah the chicken or the egg?
Oh, it’s definitely not hers. It looks like she’s smuggling hams. And the dancing was SO BAD.
“Not her original butt” is putting it mildly. Egads! What was that thing??
Madonna taking off Arianna’s jacket was the most cringeworthy part for me
The whole fucking world is moving to the right, but who is remaining beacons of liberalism? Germany and Austria.
George Stephanopoulos should be shot out of the same cannon as Megyn Kelly and Gayle King.
they are dancing so badly
Lets just say it: their dancing is really embarrassing. My cheeks are red from humiliation.
“C’mon Donald, I thought you supported free market ideals.”
I’m amazed at how many Democratic operatives refer to Kellyanne as a great friend.
You seem surprised Donald Trump has no time for intelligence.
He has been declining to take intelligence briefings because of his busy schedule, yet he can tweet weekly reviews of SNL???? I can’t anymore.
This young woman also nailed it:
MADONNA’S ASS YOU GUYS
