Apparently ratings are down for some reason. Maybe the fans want to see a Thursday game between the Browns and Bears, streamed from Budapest available only on AskJeeves

I’m having a hard time believing that there are Bears fans in Chicago.

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

Because “Antonio Brown” has like 7 guitar solos and Josh Norman just bought his first Squier Stratocaster 16 months ago and he’s still learning his scales. He can do “Big Me” by Foo Fighters, though.

That was the most Zlataniest performance ever, anonymous for the whole match except for the brilliant goal.

Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

Spicy hot take. Handle with care.

Hot Take: Sansa was counting on Rickon dying, and this was one reason she withheld her knowledge of the Vale Ex Machina army that somehow no one affiliated with the Boltons knew about when they took Moat Cailin and camped there.

At least we know there is no way this could have been prevented so we can take comfort in that at least.

Thanks! And while you’re at it, I’ll have a grande latte, no whip.

Icelander here!

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Today in Alternate Future History:

Meanwhile, in Paris

Fuck off

I’ve been wanting to attend a World Cup for years. Pre-2014 I had no money. Was going to do Brazil, but after they released the schedule I realized it would be a travel nightmare to catch 2 USMNT games. (It was.) So I bailed.

Unless you have another post in the pipeline, the money quote from the Times article is nowhere to be found on Deadspin. From John Skipper:

DURRRR BUT VIDEO REVIEW OF GOALS WOULD RUIN THE FLOW OF THE BEAUTIFUL GAME DURRRRRR

Mixtape time! In the words of Chick Hearn, “They’re putting on a Globetrotter show!”

I miss watching the passing of those early-00s Kings teams, it was like an And-1 show when they really had the offense moving.