Copa Labradores.

That’s Jamarcus Russell the next time he’s near a professional football field.

Just mad because she has a ring and he doesn’t.

Jason Pierre Paul was on Tinder, but he was having too much trouble swiping.

8:30 starts are horseshit. I don’t know who they think is staying up until 1am to watch hockey on a work night, but it sure as hell isn’t me. The transition from drinking on weeknights in my mid 20s and going to bed at 1030 every night happened out of no where. I want my youth back, I want to live.

I know it seems like an eternity ago, and within the context of professional sports it probably IS an eternity ago- but that ‘06 NBA Finals was ALL Dwyane Wade. 42 pt game 3, the crazy game 5, that whole season he was monstrous.

UPDATE: The Browns have now traded all those Eagles picks to the Panthers. The Panthers have given a confused “Thank you” in return.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.