I’m guessing it has to do with his Y chromosome.

Or you could cross out the eyes and draw some little viruses floating around

I don't see what's stopping you. :)

Carrie Underwood is anti-mask and most likely anti-vax as well.  Remember, she’s a hardcore Catholic.  Also, her music is garbage.  I look forward to the day that she’s a footnote in the annals of country music and makes her living doing fly-by-night backwater casino tours. 

Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton might be collaborating on a Netflix doc together

This doesn't come across the way you think it does...

I think the church lady can answer that:

Yes but Todd is mine 

Please do not compare being pro-choice to electing not to get vaccinated. Pro-choice means that a woman has the choice to decide things for her own body. Likewise, choosing to eat crappy food generally means impacting your own individual health.

No, because fat people don’t give other people heart attacks. Abortion also affects only you and you, much as the right would like to paint it otherwise in defiance of all science. I don’t have a lot of sympathy for smokers anyway, but society has deemed that their decision to smoke can only be carried out where it…

I’ve said all along: people who have the opportunity to get vaccinated and choose not to should forfeit their rights to any COVID-related emergency medical treatment. We’d start seeing those percentages go up right quick.

Deadliest export from Australia - Murdock and spawn - these religious grifters are just rip-off artists.

After 5 years of dealing with TFG and his orange cult, I agree.

Everything is in God's hands until you need a pair of glasses, get on a ventilator, or get cancer. 

“If you like how a bog preserves you, wait til you check out Carbonite!”

I understand that this is dirtbag, so the flippant tone is expected, but it seems oddly callous and weird to me that you’re treating a situation involving alleged guardianship abuse as a sibling rivalry. If Britney Spears’ testimony is anything to go by, she holds her entire family responsible for the abuse she has…

“Without Samantha or at least the addition of a fourth, the sturdy table that is these women’s fictional and infuriating friendship is now a wobbly stool.”

to your husband, I would ask “what contribution, exactly, has Shaun King made?”

It’s been a very very long time since most retail workers could actually make a living doing those jobs. Maybe people are finally getting tired of being treat like shit and having to scramble to get by.