Me too! He was actually disappointed the first time we had period sex because my flow tends to be really light and he "kind of like[s] looking like he massacred a small village" after sex. I swear that's a real life quote.

Haha, great minds. I used to dye my hair red and I had this towel that was covered in basically what looked like old bloodstains and it doubled as a period-sex towel with my ex. It looks absolutely horrifying, like it was used to mop up a murder scene or something.

But at the end of the day, aren't they ALL winners?

Way to miss the fucking point of the story.

"Girl Yo Dirty ass Coulda went to them people Wedding" just about sums everything up.

I replied further up but,

As a woman who has had a 36" inseam since age 14, all I can say is that the "dads who were chaperoning" were damn lucky my 6' 6" daddy wasn't standing by them while they were no doubt saying the disgusting things I heard when I would wear a short skirt or dress. Nowadays, I'd back hand anyone who would say something…

OH GOD THIS. Also, being tall and having a big butt. Things that are kind of short in the front just DO NOT COVER in the back. Hate.

In today's episode of Missing the Point with your host, Bears: