@AccostHer Wilde: OMG! I must be naughtier than even I realized — I was going to guess it looked something like this (without the underage lad):

@ArchetypeCosmo should just combine those articles: 15 Dates He'd enjoy MORE:

These days I only read Cosmo when there's a free one at the gym. Even that's rare, actually, because it get weirdly embarrassed at the fact that people walking behind my stationary bike can see me sweating and panting while reading "10 Nasty Things To Try Tonight" (with diagrams.)

@maggiethecat: Um, she was in a Covergirl ad that aired DURING Project Runway!

@elizabklyn: (Palin's life story, not Sittenfeld's. Just...clarifying. :) )

And while I totally dig Sittenfeld I don't even think her life story is all that interesting. Maybe the next chapter: "Nearly ruins country and risks setting women's movement back 50 years" will be a good read...

Ah, thank you Judge Judy! Thank you for eloquently stating that your personal religious beliefs shouldn't be imposed on an entire country of people! And thank you for so coolheadedly dismissing SheDevil Hasselback.

@disco2000: No shit. Indians in TV are almost always crippled by wide-eyed bumbling innocence and a tuk-a-tuk-a-tuk accent.

@anibundel: I've started having baby fantasies too, but they are BEYOND superficial - I really just think my bf and I would make a cute little halfbreed, and I kinda want to be hot young mom with a cute family. I forgive myself for having stupid, half-baked, societally-shaped fantasies though. That's why they're…

@kaywinnitlee: that's what makes me so mad about the friggin rings. If someone (guy or girl, non-slut, obviously) wants to try their best to wait till marriage to do the dirty, that's his or her choice - but don't act like it makes you superior to others, especially when so many studies have known that a large percent…

@elizabklyn: wow, I was beaten to that by, huh 100 people :)

@stacyinbean: "I just have one thing to say about promise rings: it's not bad to wear a promise ring because not everybody, guy or girl,wants to be a slut." - Miss. Jordin Sparks

@LittleDogToo: Yes, OMG, yes. "If feminism is about giving women choices, she should be cheered as an example of the success of feminism" — by taking choices away from other women!

@Macloserboy: YES! I spent about 10 hours comatose on the couch on Saturday, watching the 80s countdown with one eye half-open, and I was so overflowing with trivia tidbits by Saturday night that people thought I was a pop-trivia GENIUS, not a hungover loser!

@maude_flanders: I especially love her assertion that families of special needs kids will have a "Friend in the White House". Yah — the kind of friend who stabs you in the back when she cuts spending on schools with special needs programs. Or, did she just start caring because now she has her own special needs son?

@aspiringexpatriate: Obviously! You have the freedom to vote for someone who will take your freedoms away!

I'll echo all the other women: I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH. (Coming from someone who uses all-caps very sparingly.) This woman makes my skin crawl, and bile rise in my throat. After two agonizing days of detesting Sarah, someone finally helped me nail down the thing I'd been to nettled to ask: "Why?"

"This has implications for FASHION"? Seriously...? Like... she'll get a Chico's line a la Debbie Phelps?