hipsters are dead? hahahahahaha.

I’m genuinely curious because it feels like schtick.

Fuck off tomato

You would think that someone named “Soviet Bloc Jim” would have some idea of what communism is, but here we are.

“I am sure the criminal charges didn’t have anything to do with them tracking him down. Sure, some were dropped, but when you have so many people tend to pay attention.”

“If conservatives become convinced that they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will abandon democracy.”

Thank goodness for that! We needed Keanu-as-Neo’s permanently-lost facial expressions to sell it.

Ha! I posted damn near the same thing!

Just bury him into legal debt so he cant crawl out from it is a win in my book.

“Hello Sally...”

The man on his nationally broadcast show said that a bunch of children brutally murdered in a school shooting was all a false flag operation carried out the government and no one really died.

So we all agree that Jimmy Fallon is the worst

We call this “Extra Ashy”.

I’m really good-no need to see more acts profiting from black culture without acknowledging it.

You are a disgusting person and I hope you die a slow, painful death.

Idiot republicans have unlimited gall calling anyone a “snowflake”. They are rude, selfish brats and should be put in a very long time out.

There’s, like, a 75% chance of that, yeah.

And for the upteenth time, J LO CANT SING!. It was embarrassing and disrespectful as hell for her to even say the word Motown.

“Yeah, clearly germs are a hoax made up by the liberal media.”

Dismiss Galkacyo, it’s TomatoFace.