elissamalaikah
Elissa Malaikah
elissamalaikah

I will fight anyone who has a problem with some drumsticks. Chicken legs are glorious!

Seriously, though, corn bits in cornbread is disgusting and warrants me throwing it in the trash and looking the person in the eyes while doing so.

“But he shouldn’t have been so comfortable as to take something without paying for it. “

Yeah, fresh-squeezed lemonade is life. I can’t knock that if I tried. You just reminded me of my family back in the day. When they made kool-aid and they wanted to be fancy, they’d slice up lemons and put them in the pitcher. All our kool-aid had a tart kick, didn’t matter if it was tropical, grape or whatever. Damn,

Calliou is whiny as hell too, and the parents don’t address that shit.

Donald Thump is Michel Scott, Zapp Branigan, and Eric Cartman all rolled into one. Truthfully, Daniels should have been paying HIM (with his crepe body) not to talk.

I, a magical negro of a certain age, will use my magic to make the cops not see my melanin, like Dr. Ben. I will drive a prius and only during the day, and never on the freeway or in the white’s neighborhood. I’ll listen to Taylor Swift, and only have air freshener in car and Trade Joe’s bags. I will leave my cell

“You can listen to the song below...”

What’s exhausting is the continual reminder that we cannot react. This man spit. On. A. Baby. Someone’s child. These parents knew they would have been arrested for assault had they reacted in any other manner than how they did. What message is this sending to our children as they learn behavior? Its conditioning.

I await her tearful Facebook apology where she declares “That is NOT who I am...”

I await her tearful Facebook apology where she declares “That is NOT who I am...”

Dark skinned Beyonce! You must mean Kelly Rowland,