The outrage over the “bullshit Sansa rape episode” was absolutely absurd to me. It wasn’t even close to the worst thing to happen to someone on that show, and it was entirely off-camera, which is rare for those kinds of terrible actions on that show. I mean, I didn’t enjoy it, but the first thing I thought after the…

What’s funny is that I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a universally negative reaction to a single episode of a show before. Even with Game of Thrones, with the bullshit Sansa rape episode, that fucker got nominated for an Emmy, so clearly there was a large faction of people who thought it was good (but that doesn’t…

He’s Pooty Poot’s best bud, that’s how.

Yea, I know they are very respected, but it still doesn't seem like a gig that would pay you enough to require fancy off-shore accounting. I could be wrong, though.

Please include a presidential candidate or two...

No one ever has any moral highground when you’re talking about recaps.

Am I the only one who think “after shows” are the lamest form of television? Do people that watch them have no friends (IRL or virtually) to discuss the show? Do they not have access to the internet to read articles about episodes? Seriously... why do these exist?

“Don’t you know that string instruments being friends with Vladimir Putin are how you make the big rubles?”

What’s even crazier is that a majority of religious people believe that their religion will will bring about a utopia of peace.

many many atheists believe that their teachings will bring about a utopia of piece

I know, it was totally obvious. I should do better.

Fan fic of my nightmares.

I know what you did last summer.

I really can’t believe we’ve sunk this low. Twitter fights are beneath Presidential candidates. At least they should be.

Maybe it was something Trump read on the internet

I’d be depressed too, if I were married to Ted Cruz.

And this is how dictators happen.

The racist opportunist is the one in the human skin suit and tiny Elvin hands and the sociopath is possibly the Zodiac killer, and keeps a dungeon in his basement. Whatever you do, don’t accept any invitations to dinner!

But wait! Which is which?