He’s Pooty Poot’s best bud, that’s how.

Yea, I know they are very respected, but it still doesn't seem like a gig that would pay you enough to require fancy off-shore accounting. I could be wrong, though.

Please include a presidential candidate or two...

“Don’t you know that string instruments being friends with Vladimir Putin are how you make the big rubles?”

I know, it was totally obvious. I should do better.

Fan fic of my nightmares.

I know what you did last summer.

I really can’t believe we’ve sunk this low. Twitter fights are beneath Presidential candidates. At least they should be.

Maybe it was something Trump read on the internet

I’d be depressed too, if I were married to Ted Cruz.

And this is how dictators happen.

The racist opportunist is the one in the human skin suit and tiny Elvin hands and the sociopath is possibly the Zodiac killer, and keeps a dungeon in his basement. Whatever you do, don’t accept any invitations to dinner!

But wait! Which is which?

Anyone who argues that they couldn’t help doing something because they were just so turned on is an emotional child.

Does it really matter if 35% of your staff is comprised of people of color if said people are part of the establishment and just as corrupt against the working middle-class as white establishment?

How about I Statistic-splain the numbers? Look at the data. Hillary pays LESS by mean and by median to her women than her male employees. Bernie, by contrast, pays more on average, and WAY more by median pay.

Not really. Look at the actual numbers, not the author's slant: Hillary pays women less by mean and by median. Bernie pays them MORE than men, by mean and way more by median pay.

Right? When are they going to impose TRAP laws on colonoscopy centers? Which also have a much higher rate of complications than either medicinal or surgical abortions.

i’d argue that bush actually did destroy america, and we’ve been slowly rebuilding ever since. and yes, he actually turned out to be a war monger, although no one accused him of that in advance.