I like how you added “I’m an RN” as if it makes you any less of a moron for letting a 13 year old call the shots with regards to something so important.

I, too, regret that you seem to suffer from the cognitive impairment but without ever having had the fun or made the money.

Generally speaking, the dominance theory of dog training has been thoroughly debunked by animal behaviorists and scientists, so that is not correct.

Much better than “Frisco.”

Typical dog-rape apologist response.

You have never smelled my boyfriend’s shits. I think that’s what gave my asshole cats brain damage.

Being an insanely gifted athlete and understanding probability are two different things.

Lol. Ok. Reasonable response.

their apparently untrustworthy guests

I think consent is separate from desire. I have been having a low libido spell, but I still desire to have sex with my partner for his sake, and I often do get into it once we start, although I wasn’t feeling desire per se at the beginning. But I did consent.

This is every low information voter who gets nervous taking a new job for more money because it means their taxes will go up.

This is ridiculous. There’s no way Mike Brown would think that way. Obviously he opposes the Rams moving to Los Angeles because of the increased cost of jet fuel to fly the team to California rather than just to St. Louis.

Enjoying professional sports is great, being hopelessly loyal to an organization is not. As situations like these always show, that loyalty is not a two-way street. The teams are businesses, and will make business decisions, regardless (and sometimes in spite of) your undying devotion. Take away that commitment and we…

If your approximately 11-year-old (basing it on the photo) child’s first reaction to a sports team moving is to cry, and your first reaction is to take a picture and post it on a major website, two things:

Come this time in a few years we’ll be looking at how USC and UCLA still sell way more tickets than either of these franchises. LA is probably way more excited for the revamped Chivas than they are for this mess.

Don’t get emotionally invested in your favorite sports teams, lord knows the only investment they have in you is financial.

This is why I’m a college sports first guy. I’ll never love pro sports the same way because this is the kind of loyalty you’ll get.

There are however hooligans...this oddly makes sense.

All the apps like Runkeeper, Pimp My Run, Fitbits, etc., have totally ruined running for those of us who struggle to get started. You can’t get on Facebook without someone shoving their 6.44 miles at 10 mph burning 843.29 kcal in your face. Can we just run or walk or jog or whatever, without everyone else talking…

Probably similar, but with a bunch more championships to feed their ego. So, adjust accordingly.