Michigan State Vs. Clemson is gonna be a hell of a game.

Go Green. Go White. Fuck Bama.

I was really pulling for my favorite team to make it, but I guess “whoever is playing Notre Dame” didn't have a shot this year.

My, you’re up late tonight, Grandpa.

Kind of a premature Gusgasm. Sparty finished all over Iowa.

Presenters Matter.

I guess if the refs were playing defense it’s why UNC gave up 35 points.

“I never realized Deadspin was this douchey”

Shit, the B1G must have their records wrong. Harbaugh showed up this year, so it’s impossible that MSU could have won the B1G.

So let me get this straight. Somehow an inexplicable meme about Cook being an upstanding dweeb goody two shoes becomes all the rage. Now because of this one gif he’s an arrogant hyper douche dick head and always has been. Sounds legit.

You posted at 12:25 am, which means officially, you have so far posted the dumbest thing on the internet today.

Go White! (As a Spartan I can’t let you stay hanging out there like that.)

Iowa can take their homophobic Game Day signs and go back to their cornhole state now.

I can’t live in a world where the Big 10 has 14 teams and the Big 12 has 10.

MSU isn’t stupid. The university knows how good Dantonio is, even if some fans might forget when they get stuck with a bad season. I also don’t think Dantonio has any desire to leave. He’ll stay in East Lansing until he retires and the board will be thrilled with that.

Call it the ‘Pete Carroll’ or ‘Nick Saban’ syndrome. Everyone expects 3 or 4 national tities in 5 years otherwise you’re a failure. Happened at Michigan, Texas, and Nebraska. Some fan bases have to pay for what they wish for....9 or 10 wins every single year somehow isn’t good enough.

I actually took the picture on the right at the Thanksgiving game because I recognized him whilst he was sitting two rows behind me, but I feel like it will never be more relevant than right now.

For those of us who work midnights, just throw these rules out the window.

I would say that functions more as a multipler. Like if that comes up, multiply the number of meth labs functioning next to elementary schools by three.

Oh my god, Thai tea is just the best fucking thing ever.