Umm, that’s a BROWN ball. 10 years in the slammer.

Gainesville cops catch the ball, but don’t really do anything with it.

That’s the first time a cop hasn’t shot at something brown coming towards him in a year.

“Well, by that standard, half the people I knew in college were alcoholics.”

Yes, surfers are notorious for wanting to attract more surfers to the lineup. It’s why we have a reputation for being so welcoming to newcomers and visitors.

it is just not a coincidence that the Giants and Jets play in the same city.

eHarmony is also pretty awful if you’re not Christian, but are poly, LGBTA, or willing to date outside your race. About once a year i take the eHarmony questionnaire for fun, just to get the familiar “You’re too weird to find a mate on our site kthxbai” message. I find it validating to be reminded i’m too bizarre to…

Staging a fight with a mascot: so easy a caveman could do it.

if MSU wins next week, OSU is out. No need to go drastic and root for Michigan.

Not get involved in wars that destabilize an entire region. When ground troops are needed to eliminate terrorist elements like Al-Shabab, ISIS, etc use full and overwhelming force with the support of the local governments to reduce their military threat and then GTFO [enemy of my enemy is my friend], work to increase…

My favorite description of fantasy football is that it’s “dungeons and dragons for jocks”.

It’s not just that they want a captive audience. They want to portray their ‘Islamic Caliphate’ as a sanctuary for all Muslims and a place all Muslims want to live. An image which is not helped by the millions of Muslims fleeing from them.

I prefer to read from Paul’s Letter to the Ephesians:

“Dear Ephesians,

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I think you’re confusing this for a sports news site. If you want a straight take of the top stories, there are dozens of places for you. This does not need to be another one of those sites.

It was also very stupid before the attacks.

Still can’t get over the fact that some sites still post Flash videos.

Except for Kitchenette of course.

I’m surprised they are not black and blue from all of the beatings NE has given them.