I am you. I could honestly give a shit. I sweep (laminate flooring) when I notice giant balls of dog hair collecting in the corners. We have 2 dogs, 3 cats, and 2 birds, and I do NOT want the house smelling like animals, so that stuff gets cleaned daily or at least frequently. The bathrooms get done weekly. And if it…

Once, my wife tried to argue that she couldn’t understand why we needed to vacuum because the carpet looked fine. Later that day, we went out to get a new vacuum because I was convinced the existing model we had wasn’t powerful enough. Came home, vacuumed our three carpeted rooms, and the massive canister was 3/4 full…

I love the “attack the messenger trying to avoid the message” bit.

So Erdahl reports what turns out to be accurate information, from a fake Twitter account. Is this some sort of performance art? ... I don’t get it.

So can being raped and seeing the guy who did it never get charged. That happens much, much more often.

The amount of crap already in the comments here is painful. Nothing here says that Patrick Kane did not rape somebody. By all accounts, Sedita has political aspirations and was never going to prosecute unless he knew he was going to win. The weird thing with the evidence kit, whatever that was, seemed to pretty much…

The NCAAS: recklessly endanger the lives of others on the road, and take off a game. Sell a jersey, and it’s four games.

If only there were some “good guys with guns” around to shoot out the tires of that car!

I am “salaried” and I work more than 40 hours a week most weeks. Personally I think the idea that an hours worth of work is worth $x is only applicable in some job types. You should get paid for the work you do, not the amount of time it takes to do it.

Yup and I agree it made sense.

Oh you act like 99% of the Michigan fans on social media ever took a class there.

Can the AD get some smarty-pants IT geniuses to identify some of the douchebags that sent these emails? It would be delicious to see a few of these morons (most of whom couldn’t catch a snapped football if their lives depended on it and would probably tear a hammy trying to punt a ball) get pubicly shamed for their…

Hope to see some stories early next week about people losing their jobs because of what they’re tweeting at this kid.

I love how I can watch games on tv, see this kind of stuff, and know a few hours later I will see it on deadspin. It's the first thing I though of after I saw this live.

The couches will burn bright in East Lansing tonight!

RBAUGH?

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I would but I am afraid of falling on someone and getting ejected along the way.

Better send this comment up to the booth for review

At the end you’re supposed to tell us to start working from home for Google so we can make $50000 a month.