Oh I seriously hope so.

She kinda shoved him/girl-slapped him a little outside the elevator? I don't see where the spitting is occurring in the video, but I'm not going back to rewatch it, it's too disturbing for me. Not sure how a girly shove/slap justifies a knockout punch return.

Colts! I say this as a longtime Colts fan who jumped on the wagon because her boyfriend-now-husband is from Indiana and rooting for the Lions is too miserable, therefore my opinion should carry zero weight.

My understanding was they did this because racial tensions in SA are so high, they decided race played too huge a role in convictions by juries and judges would be more impartial?

There was no way for the NFL to handle this well once the video came out. I do agree with you. They basically went "Two games... oh shit people didn't like that.... ok, six games from here on out, but won't apply it retroactively.... damn, they still don't like that.... oh that video is ugly everyone is going to flip…

My husband had the game on last night, and I reminded him of the Big Ben thing, so he said "oh great, it's the abusers of women bowl!"

His cavalier way of dragging her out of the elevator disturbed me even more than the punch itself. Thank you.

I love the phrase "rocket surgery." I may need that t-shirt.

Oh that sounds nice. I'd so love to be "in the back."

Ok, what exactly is a Snakebite? My husband has learned this as a Guinness floated on cider, and introduced me to it as such. One bar we went to delivered this when asked for a Snakebite. Another place brought out something else (can't remember what). The waitress said what he was looking for was a Black Velveteen and…

I presume you don't work with the public at all? This isnt even the stupidest or funniest stuff I've experienced in customer service.

I was reading some meant-to-be-insider-only blogs by physicians, and apparently it's a common point of frustration that people with fibromyalgia tend to come in with a list of 20 allergies. This is because fibro causes all this waxing and waning discomfort, and if a person takes a medication, then has a rough time,…

Does this nicely dressed dude typically fly first class? Because sure, if I can sit in one of them cushy seats, I'll dress nice for you. Oh wait, I'll never in my life be able to pay for that. If I have to cram my ass in coach, there will be no other possible sources of discomfort.

One of my favorite outfits is skinny jeans and tall boots. When this came into vogue, I was apparently around some very unfashionable people because I only ever saw it in airports. I made sure to copy this as soon as I could afford pretty boots, but holy hell I am never dressing that way to fly! I was exhausted just…

Which is funny because Michigan has some of the most lead footed drivers anywhere. I got pulled over for doing 80 in CA (MI native), and was like "what? aren't you supposed to drive 80? Oh wrong state sorry."

Which is funny because Michigan has some of the most lead footed drivers anywhere. I got pulled over for doing 80 in…

The one time I went to fight a speeding a ticket, there was this dude ahead of me going on and on and about when and how his radar detector went off and clearly the cop's reading was wrong or something. The magistrate's eyes about rolled out of his head.

The one time I went to fight a speeding a ticket, there was this dude ahead of me going on and on and about when and…

So if you hit her, would she not mind and figure it was in self defense? (NOT IMPLYING THAT YOU WOULD EVER DO THAT, just utterly mystified by such a statement)

Yeah, I found that rather creepy.

I'm kind of mystified by how many people apparently take nude photos of themselves... but whatever, more power to them. I'll never be that comfortable with my body. It all makes me feel like a prude, but oh well, that's me. I get that it's fun for a lot of people and it's sad that anyone would have to be nervous about…

I am so bummed to have been beaten to this.