Just laughed really loud at this.

Hi Eli! Once Eli retires (never) you can go around saying it. ;)

I'm OK with this.

You and I both know, you can’t spell elite without Eli.

Happy (Motivational) Monday! I’m going to go workout. It’s hot. I went on the trails Sat and Sun and it was hot. Did I mention it’s hot? Here’s a new up-and-coming band, RKCB with Elevated:

Hey guys! How are you? Check out this cool band from my hometown of Los Angeles, Autolux. This song is called “Change My Head”. The lyrics are genius, and I especially love the intro/outro. Great song, all around. Enjoy:

I’m just super jealous. I want to be able to lay around outside on my break while hanging out with Pikachu like that.

Look at these motherfuckers! Must be nice:

Mi casa es su casa, Amiga. Anytime. Have a good week. Talk to you when I get back. :)

That looks amazing. A world heritage site?!? I’ll definitely try to check it out. Thanks!

Thanks! Going to tour the canal (which is something I’ve always wanted to see) and do some other stuff. It’s going to thunderstorm pretty much the whole time in Panama, but that’s okay because it’s sooooo hot here. (Actually it's going to be hot & humid there so I might die lol) There is a pool where I live so I will…

I will! I am in Panama next week and have some time off from now until then and after I get back. It’s much needed. :)

🎶It’s like WOW, it’s like right right now, it’s like WOW... It’s your life, you gotta try to get it right🎶

Petco Park has businesses, restaurants, etc. all around it and the homeless problem down there is very real. :( It’s my favorite ballpark, nevertheless. (Shhhh, don’t tell Yankee Stadium)

I’ve seen lots of widows. They are scary, yet fascinating, but I kill those, too. The others I capture and take outside. :)

LOL! The spider cup is very real:

Geez. I’m very glad you are okay. I know we have them here, but I have never seen one alive in my 37 years of life. I’ve seen them dead in the ER, though. Patients bring them in, which is very smart. So, I figured it was one when I first saw it. I was very lucky.

Love this song

I worked with a guy once that had no idea he got bit by one and got cellulitis in his leg so bad he had to use a cane to walk. His recovery took months!

Heyyyyyy! So, I found a Brown Recluse in my house today. I’ve never seen one alive. It was in my kitchen sink. I captured it in the spider cup (yes, there’s a designated cup) and I was checking him out (like I do all spiders because they fascinate me) and noticed his creepy fangs. I pulled out my phone and googled…