Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!

In other news, has Bernie Sanders released his tax returns yet? 

Thank you for making climate science live for all of us!

To be fair to Stevie Nicks, who cares?

We get it. Everybody is bad except Bernie. 

Not coming to a conclusion about this question is absolutely the worst thing this report could have done. The answer to a question this important just couldn’t be found? Isn’t this nonanswer evidence that the investigation was concluded prematurely? 

Don’t the words “treasonous shitbag” apply to ALL Republicans at this point?

Shpashe Forshe

I find it remarkable how credible people still remain about this. It was obvious that he was abusing children even back then. It’s ALWAYS been obvious, despite people not wanting to see it.

“Pushing her bullshit message.”

This is some bullshit right here. If Bernie Sanders thinks this kind of shit is going to win him the Democratic nomination in 2020, then he’s wrong. It’s just going to further alienate people. 

Candidate acts like a candidate.

Ya’ll realize this hasn’t gone to trial yet, right? 

Have at it. 

Dear Humanity, Our time on this planet is swiftly approaching an end, and we deserve it. We’re just too stupid to continue existing.

It’s Jezebel, and they attack every candidate not named Bernie. 

They look like they’ve all just finished feasting on human flesh in that creepy picture. 

Christ what a pig. 

They clearly thought that the election of the Clown meant that the entire country was going full-on fascist, so they hired a Nazi to beef up their ratings. 

While it is gratifying that justice seems to be getting served in Kelly’s case, it is also yet another reminder that the Orange Pig in the White House has suffered zero consequences for all of the sexual abuse he has committed.