Who would have guessed?

How does a stranger get close enough to the Senate Majority Leader to throw his food? Something sounds fishy about this to me.

Not sure how Elizabeth Warren is responsible for Republicans’ racism, but you be you.

And rapist. She forgot rapist.

Yes, Megyn, it was TOTALLY because you used to work at Fox News. It had nothing to do with the fact that you are also a racist garbage person who asked an inappropriate question.

EVERYTHING this asshole says is projection. EVERYTHING! 

19 and counting, in his case. What a fucking scumbag.

Like a Cliff’s Notes version!

Not if they’re wise. 

Like it’s being driven by Russian trolls on Facebook?

Asshole is sort of written into the Trump genetic code, isn’t it?

Well, thankfully, we all have the Celebrity Police now to tell us who we can like and why.

Still not buying it. #teamjoy

People were waiting for this?

What a dilemma. Who do you root for when everyone in the story is loathsome?

We’ll have people trying to excuse and normalize this evil right up until the moment when people are being led into the gas chambers.

I wish we had someone trying to excuse this shit with a big helping of whataboutism.

What you “think” is one thing. The truth is another. The fact that the government responsible for the children doesn’t know is monstrously evil.

Not to mention bringing up the idea of being paid for sex in practically the same breath.

Holy shit, what a load of crap.