From experience, I think facial scars actually heal better than most other parts of the body, so I’m sure it could could have looked horrible at the very beginning.

Throttle is my preferred September

As a white person I’m uncomfortable when white people actively select the white skin tone emojis. Like you were already represented by the yellow, that’s what we all agreed on when we created black and brown.

I only see it for $148

I only see it for $148

Amazing that a doll modeled after Tomb Raider would have a far more conservative chest than the standard Barbie. How far we’ve come.

It’s a shame I long ago clutched Netflix to my chest and then trashed it.

“Adam Carolla and Dennis Prager for the film, the premise of which appears to be three middle-aged white men shaking loose the shackles of PC culture for the good of comedy”

“We don’t pursue those projects as an economic development strategy anymore,” said Mary Ellen Wiederwohl, chief of Louisville Forward, metro government’s economic development arm.

I love the visual tribute to In Living Color that is the Finesse video

Didn’t realize people were already using the tag

But Doctor, I am Spelacchio!

I only learned this year that the Dum Dum mystery flavor is just them flushing the system while switching from one flavor to the next so it just tastes somewhere between the two flavors.

Don’t @ Me is a fine title for a recurring feature.

One of the major complaints with the current LLV (Long Life Vehicle) is that the front track is narrower than the rear track. This design is to make it easier to get closer to the mailboxes. And to make it awful to drive at all other times.

From 1999

A bull escaped from a petting zoo in LA on saturday. This is clearly an uprising. http://www.latimes.com/socal/glendale-news-press/news/tn-gnp-me-loose-bull-20171016-story.html

It’s cupping season.

Yeah, but this is platinum tier where the tweet is from after he was elected.