elimanpenguinboy
EliManPenguinBoy
elimanpenguinboy

Fucking Yosemite. I went once, back in the late ‘90's, and will never return. There were so many goddamned tour buses, cars and people that I couldn’t tell that I was in a national park.

Travel beyond the valley and it becomes magical again. Tuolumne meadows, Hetch Hetchy, Crane Flats, all very accessible but nowhere near as busy. You could also go on a real hike, like Grand Canyon of the Tuolumne.

WILD CARD: The Terror, AMC 9pm 

Plenty of Muslims where I lived, even more so in South Thailand Hat yai

I think this is more of a go fuck himself situation.

Well, thanks to these two asshole parents for giving the racist rednecks more ammunition for their prejudices.

Jesus fucking Christ, can’t wait for this story to blow up from my former classmates from San Antonio who believe Sharia law is a serious threat to Texas and all.

Another reason why all marriages, even those with parental consent, should be illegal for minors to entire into.

To be fair Islam expressly forbids dowry and bride price. The bride has to give her consent thrice presumably to give her time to make some sign that coercion is taking place. But religion has been used to justify shitty practices like arranged marriages and child marriage so I’ll concede you the point

I sense a pattern.

I don’t mean to talk out of turn, but a 34 and 33 year old with a 16 year old and they’re trying to force her into an arraigned marriage?

And the almighty dollar. 20 fucking grand for your daughter? Rot in hell

Religion.

I thought this was gonna be some Candyman or Bloody Mary type of shit.

With all due respect to you, Rebecca * But fuck Tiffany Trump. She is NOT an ally. She is NOT part of any #resistance Tiffany Trump is interested in Tiffany Trump and could give zero shits over seventeen dead high-school kids. Any one with the last name Trump deserves not one iota of a benefit of doubt.

Trump was a dem ... until he wasn’t. Trump would be a dem again because he has no moral compass. Hey, I believe the left is the right side, but that’s not why he longs for their embrace. He wants and craves the validation of the cool kids he’s courted his whole life ... real New York rich people, celebs, and

Low, unless it gets onto Fox and Friends.

Holy shit, what a boss. Who knew footage of a teenager puking in front of thousands of people could be so damn inspirational?

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Or, instead of protesting, they should be learning CPR for the next time their friends are shot full of bullets?

Oh, I mean, they’re also paying the players but this is the stuff they have to give press releases about.