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Pretty much all service animals will pass that standard. Emotional support animals...not so much. The tricky part, legally speaking, is that there is a distinction between a service animal and an emotional support animal. Service animals go through years of training in obedience, essentially learning tasks that they

Except if she did not say anything the media would pretend that her not responding should be news. They would probably put up a clock ticking off how long it has been without her responding.

Yes, it would have been better.

Yes, but medical / military / legal jargon actually means shit even if us lay people don’t understand it. Consultant speak is just a bunch of made up nonsense to make the consultant sound like they have a great idea to help your business and sell you on it.

A real consultant would not have answered that question in so few words.

I randomly came across a picture of him, on Instagram, when he did not have the tattoos and hair and what not, and it was disturbing how absolutely normal he looked. The person who posted it, posted it alongside a picture of him now and the contrast was nuts. The poster said it was only two years ago, I think? I am

Consulting is less its own industry than the meta-industry of applying shitty jargon to other industries.

Consulting. Next question.

Criticize Izzo and Dantonio all you want—the “unlimited rape without punishment” message is loud and clear out of East Lansing and it’s a recruiting tool very few coaches use for some reason.

They are so incredibly full of SHIT.

Dantonio allegedly dealt with a sexual assault accusation by having the player talk to his mother.

Full death penalty is the only acceptable response to this.

People these days. All these snowflakes go right to their mommy blogs when I correct them on facebook by telling them, “Actually, your kid seems a little ‘cunty’.” Now I’m not welcome at Thanksgiving anymore. Did I make a big deal about it when their kid had an allergic reaction at my Super Bowl party? No. I told them

She looks like she detached her lower her jaw to swallow her prey, like a giant python. Sheesh. Sorry. That was out of line. I used to have a pet ball python. I apologize to any pythons who were offended by my comparison.

Until they become president.

He’s already bankrupt and has been for years.

I did watch. Omarosa lost any high ground when she said that other woman was racist for using the expression pot kettle black. That was fucking ridiculous. Screw her.

Because he’s scared someone’s going to #MeToo about him, that fear is driving his irrational behavior, and his fragile ego won’t let him shut the fuck up.

She’s going to be Prez someday and we absolutely deserve her.

Because he’s an entitled asshole and doesn’t realize most people have had his number ever since his bonkers divorce from Kim Basinger and his outrageous rant at his daughter. Otherwise, he’d have the good sense to zip it.