They will not leave out any undefeated power conference team.

Again we must ask: has anyone seen Dwight Howard and Bobby Bowfinger in the same room?

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

I don’t think it matters if Wisconsin or Oklahoma lose. College football deciders have such a hardon for Alabama that they don’t event need to be conference champs to get a shot. It’s dumb, but Saban has built up a myth around the team and people buy it.

Clark Cunt

Assuming the money is roughly equal, only a fool would pick a pressure-cooker like Florida over perennially mediocre UCLA. A two-loss season in Gainesville will have fans calling for your head; the same season in LA is cause for coronation.

STICK TO POLITICS1!!1!

You were thinking that maybe details of the Mueller investigation would make for juicy blogs on Deadspin, were you?

At Oregon, he was top banana. Let’s see if UCLA gives him the resources and priority to succeed, or if general Bruin apathy keeps the program stagnant. As an SC fan, I hope the latter.

Trouble Bruin for the rest of the Pac-12.

$250 a bottle? I don’t care where the sale proceeds go, you can add highway robbery to the list of Lewis’s offenses.

Or, the team can suck shit and go into a rebuilding death spiral for two years, and McDermott gets fired but paid out to not work for 2 years and return to his natural place as a DC for a real team until “everyone knows he got screwed in Buffalo, so let’s give him another chance.”

A well made dish of Brussels sprouts is one of my favorite things to eat in the fall. A poorly made dish of Brussels sprouts makes me want to elbow drop the table like I’m at a Bills tailgate.

The lapels on that suit look like they belong to a super-villian, not a run-of-the-mill murderer.

Scene: Kansas City Defensive Backs’ Meeting Room

That’s why head coaches are head coaches. He must have seen something that the rest of the team was unable to catch with Peterman throwing.

I hope it works out for the Bills than it has in my car owning life. I’ve broken more than my share of tyrods.

Guess he must have seen something in the game tape.

If you hate pumpkin pie you may never have had a truly good punpkin pie.

Pumpkin pie is the worst. There is no debate