I find it offensive.

Yeah, I have to say, that monologue was terrible. Not a single joke, hell not even a moving picture, just the text “The uploader has not made this video available in your country.” I mean, can we even call that a monologue, then? Larry David definitely dropped the ball here.

On Friday night, San Juan mayor Carmen Cruz told CNN’s Jake Tapper that the death toll in Puerto Rico may be as high as 500, rather than the official count of 54. She reports that there have been 911 cremations in the past month after Hurricane Maria, which is about double the norm.

Because he’s a little chicken-shit conservative, that’s why.

My god this is so wrong. Like, REALLY wrong. Except for the CiCi’s part.

Conservatives:
My business is successful because of my personal accomplishments.
My business failed because of your politics.

You know, when I was a kid back in the early ‘80s and thought about what the year 2017 would be like it had a lot more flying cars and robot butlers and a lot fewer arguments about racist pizza and fans of a cartoon show screaming at minimum wage fast food workers because they ran out of sauce.

But only one of them has crusts stuffed with disgust- nevermind.

Did he ever stop to think that maybe sales dropped because their pizza costs more than the other major chains but does not taste any better? Folks are broke these days.

I like to eat racists. What do I do

Don’t eat Papa John’s. He’s still a racist, but he just wants to be less overt about it. It’s not for nothing that Nazi numbnuts chose his pizza

I thought the alt-right already had an official greasy, orange pile of garbage that makes your stomach cramp just by looking at it

Wait what? A parent consenting to sex between a minor child and an adult does not make it legal. It makes the parent a conspirator in statutory rape.

Must be nice to have such powerful, rich and well-connected parents. I’m sure Ronan appreciates his privileges.

He’s 29 now, but yes, he is Doogie Howser. He graduated from Bard College at the age of 15 then started at Yale law school at 16. He’s member of the New York Bar. He had already done a stint at the State Department before he started a career in journalism. His resume is pretty insane.

Oh shut the fuck up with your bullshit. Not all white men are evil.

You’re attacking someone for having suffered a sexual assault and attempted rape when he was a child. Go to hell.

Fuck your priorities

There are guys like this walking around, and fucking Rudy is the guy they make a movie out of.

Confusing because usually only Jews write G-d, but I can’t imagine a Jewish person going into an Aldi store.