“award-winning journalist” is a tautology. They hand those things out like candy.

Perhaps covering Eastern Michigan football made him lose his mind. The team hasn’t had a winning season since 1995 and draws about 5,000 fans per home game.

Makes a certain amount of sense that he would only field 2 questions. Everybody knows that third question is over-rated.

someones chin

As a born Tennesseean, I fully believe Fulmer's denial that he said that. There's no way he'd be able to form a complete sentence that involved that many words.

I don’t understand why Tennessee would even need a Head Trainer anyway. Peyton’s was big enough already.

an incredibly easy to navigate western conference

The weirdest thing is that when I turned the closed captioning on, the only block of text that appeared was “Please don’t trade me”

Here’s the thing, journalists could actually do their damn job and fact check republicans when they make claims that there is no precedent that a president in his last year in office gets to nominate a supreme court candidate, instead of asking the question like it’s a legitimate idea. I am sick and tired of…

Usually only Malaysian pilots can produce that type of swerve and dip.

... I got better.

He turned me into a newt!

He get’s a bulk discount, on account of being extremely large and bulky.

That’s what employees tend to do, yes.

He sure earned it. Think about how exhausting it must be for him to handle the many responsibilities and powers that he randomly decided he had.

Guy was mediocre at best during the regular season, but to his credit was an absolute beast in the 2012 & 2014 Post Seasons. Don’t miss grown ass men wearing Panda Hats at AT&T Park.

The rumors are that the RS were the only team not requiring a weight program.

So weird that the POTUS would want to talk about his signature policy achievement.

Self-plaigarism is a thing, and it’s wrong when you’re paid to write content. Think about it this way: if a broadcast network paid a production company to make 12 episodes of some show for them, and that company made 11 new episodes and submitted one rerun, do you think the network would be happy?

It’s impossible to go over the top with the performance