I had the same thought. I have 2 friends who could count on me to help bury a body. But a CHILD’S BODY??!! I’d probably call the cops on their ass.

Get ready for a week long conversation about What Your Kids Are Doing On The Internet. I bet Chris Hansen’s media schedule is booked until next Tuesday.

Still dying at your post.

that escalted quickly.

i read the comments to your post and couldnt believe the stupidity present in all those comments. i couldnt believe that many people “didnt get it”

I think it’s my favorite post in the entire history of Deadspin. I could read the comments every day for my whole life and never tire of it.

I thought it was great, and I’m shocked that so many people struggled to get it. Really wasn’t that complex. Must’ve been the Philly fans visiting for the day.

That post spawned some outstanding kinja. You gotta do that more often.

I’m not sure if this is the right spot for a review of “Making a Murderer”

tl, dr

This is fucking amazing kinja. Just jaw-dropping.

Nice, you nailed that one!

Sure Jesus’s jump shot his rookie year got criticized, but even his fiercest critics had to admit he hung tough on the boards.

Other than being incoherent and borderline egocentric, his statement has was also incorrect. Ive never heard anyone criticize Jesus. His existence/importance to modern society? Perhaps. But no one has ever been like “you know what? That Jesus guy was actually kind of an asshole.”

As an L.A. resident, I ... I ... I ... I don’t care enough to take offense at that.

The major question, of course, is whether L.A. has enough apathy to support two teams rather than just one.

When Eddie Redmayne plays Melissa McCarthy in a melodrama about a comedy, then a comedy will win an Oscar.

definitely. If we have to have white people movies, at least make them good ones.

I actually find professional athletes fucking up basic skills of the game to be hilarious and thus entertaining

If intentional fouling bores fans and causes people to stop watching which causes the NBA to lose money and fail, then bad free throw shooters are just getting what they deserve. It is a fundamental skill.