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And even if it doesn’t, your best case scenario is that you now have a fully functional AMC Gremlin. Congratulations?

Friends say Philips lived by the golden rule.

He was a dynamic offensive threat that changed the National Football League and inspired guys like Aaron Hernandez and Rae Carruth. RIP.

Man, dude just can’t stop leading with the crown of his helemet, huh?

I’m posting this here just because you mentioned the traffic. I would like non-natives to notice two things: a) the site is over a mile from the nearest freeway, which means 70,000 fans traversing surface streets to get there, and b) the proximity to LAX (along the left side), which causes that stretch of 405 to back

It’s a good thing none of that money went to education. Because Missouri is already distinguishing itself as the forefront of education in the US.

Yeah but think of all of the money they made and the prestige they had!

Well, they should try not being St Louis.

The fact they didn’t choose the Raiders seems to me like it will bone them the hardest. Nobody was an LA Rams fan... I’m from LA and most of my friends either like a random team from their childhood (Cowboys, Packers, Broncos) or they still bleed Silver and Black. Nobody gives a shit about the Chargers or the Rams.

It’s almost like he’s totally full of shit.

15 months seems really young but by the time I was 6 or 7 I had figured out sitting in the car listening to the radio was way better than following my mom around the grocery store.

Fundamentals aren’t sexy. Gotta sprint directly at people, lower your head, dive and hope you kill him.

Best onside kick since Blair Walsh’s last weekend to secure the win for the Seahawks.

It was really satisfying to watch Dabo Swinney pitch a fit on the sideline after the greatest onside kick I’ve ever seen.

Not a CFB fan, I had no horse in this race, but seeing Dabo so pissed off sure is satisfying.

Winner of the Ballon D’Grit Perepetuale.

The refs on the field called it immediately. The guys in the booth recognized it for what it was. The NFL feels it merits a three game suspension.

How many votes did David Eckstein get?

Maybe you could equate sports to different 80's action movies Simmons.

True or not, the notion that Kobe has a theory on passing the ball, of all things, is humorous to me.