<Darth Vader voice> No, I am your father.

I would guess his role model is Steven Seagal.

It’s 2018. All opinions are equally valid. I believe Des Moines is the capital of the US, and if you disagree you are trampling my First Amendment rights.

Can somebody step in for me here and explain the First Amendment? I’m getting tired of this.

Ozzie Smith made a career out of bouncing the ball to first off the turf at Busch Stadium, so if it’s good enough for the (cough) greatest shortstop of all time (cough) it should be good enough for Donaldson.

So, we’re not going to talk about the Toronto caps? It looks like a knockoff I’d find at a local market here in Cambodia. #MCGA

Frankensanders smash!

I know, right? I mean, what’s the worst that can happen if one company produces all the fake news and wingnut propaganda for every local news market in the country?

Sinclair is located in a nondescript office building not far from where I worked in Hunt Valley, Maryland. Most people in the area don’t realize that they drive by the nation’s pre-eminent factory of fake news and nutjob propaganda. This is evil shit, Orwellian and fascist at the same time.

You can be sure that he spent exactly zero minutes and zero seconds investigating this. Add Amazon to the list of “shit Trump doesn’t understand”.

Sorry, but I’m still hung up on the “colluding with the Russkies” thing. I personally wonder why his skeleton isn’t dangling at the bottom of a gallows rope. Instead, he is systematically rolling back 150 years of civil and human rights. He is, in the strictest sense of the word, evil.

I realize this a never-ending onion of idiocy, but somewhere in those layers is the notion that a guy who bragged about not paying taxes is taking potshots at a company which does.

I am furious that the Postal Service is delivering stuff. First the USPS starts bringing shit to your house, then the next thing you know we’ll here news of a transgender Muslim abortion doctor wanting to marry a fire hydrant. HOW DID IT COME TO THIS? Thanks Obama!!!!!!

And the fans there should be forced to wear blindfolds.

The headline says “survivors” but there’s only one survivor mentioned. I’m not going to watch the clip, so are there more survivors mentioned in the video, or is this just a bad headline?

Every time I watch “From Dusk Til Dawn” it reminds me of when I was having sex with Salma Hayek and she turned into a vampire. I was so bummed.

I must respectfully disagree. One of the many reasons I love baseball is that, even though the game has been played for more than a century, and even though the season is 162 games long, we regularly see things which have never happened. Last year there was a 4-9-3 double play, with the right fielder making the turn…

In a previous post I wondered what the Sixers had to gain by bringing Fultz back. I didn’t imagine a scenario where he would knock out their star center in time for the playoffs.

I’m excited to see if Judge and Altuve can repeat their TOTALLY NOT SUSPICIOUS performances from last year.

Yep. Quick: Name the CEO of another auto manufacturer.