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I can’t wait until Italian soccer player James Harden wins the MVP, and then the playoffs start and LeBron reminds us once again how idiotic the voting is. He shed the dessicated carcasses of Rose, Wade and Thomas. Now he has a group of young hungry guys who are more than happy to follow his lead. Bet against him at…

How about stealing two and nearly three (in OT) from Golden State when the second option was Delly. Arguably the greatest effort in an NBA Finals, even though he was on the losing team... until last year when he averaged a triple-double in the Finals.

Can we talk about how the Russians gained access to our power grid, including our nuclear reactors? No? Continue the dead horse beating, then.

Amen. Last week Clinton got roasted in the press for saying that Trump voters are living in the past. Which is true! Make MURCA Great Again. Take back our country. Their words. FFS, Trump says 1,000 more offensive things before he finishes his first Diet Coke of the day, and yet the media is still going after Clinton.…

Jesus clearly had the NRA in mind when he wrote the Bible.

Roy Moore looks like a cruel caricature of Roy Moore. He looks like a guy who works as a clown for birthday parties so he can show them his “gun”. He looks like the poster boy for NAMBLA.

They need to be armed because their menstruation attracts bears. I saw that in a movie once, so I know it’s true.

Seriously, though, what is the point of this article? Everyone knows that the Second Amendment, Stand Your Ground and Open Carry only apply to TRUE MURCAN PATRIOTS. Not ladyfolk or negroes. Duh. It’s as if…

Is this a bad attempt at humor?

Or, you could look up “forced perspective” on the interwebs. Or watch Lord of the Rings.

Have you tried his tricks for toppling governments?

I’ve been outside yelling at clouds. What’s this all about?

Poor Houston, losing on a shot like that. Just plain luck. Jumping like a frog and literally throwing it at the basket. I love a buzzer-beater as much as any fan, but I hate to see a team’s season end on a fluke play.

I’m a Maryland alum, although I lost interest in the team when the school switched to the Big Ten and said right out loud for everyone to hear that the move was made for the money. I lived for a few years on Frederick Road, just a few miles from UMBC. I would go there to use the basketball courts to practice shooting…

From Orwell:

I don’t know. Destroying Vietnam to save it worked out so well.

“Oh yeah? Have a glass of water straight from the nearby river.”

Isn’t treason also punishable death? I sincerely hope we find out.

“The Nixon campaign in 1968, and the Nixon White House after that, had two enemies: the antiwar left and black people. You understand what I’m saying? We knew we couldn’t make it illegal to be either against the war or black, but by getting the public to associate the hippies with marijuana and blacks with heroin, and…