I’m not sure how the puppet thing would work, since Trump is the puppet of Putin and Netanyahu. The strings would get tangled.

The media buried Howard Dean after the Dean Scream. Trump does a hundred things worse than the Dean Scream before breakfast, every day. Do tell me more about this so-called liberal media I hear so much about...

I just read he described Rob Porter as “bad garbage”. FFS, who talks like this. You’re right, the press should be on this but ZOMG SOMEONE SAYS SOMEONE HAS A MEMO THAT MIGHT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING THAT TOTALLY MAKES THE DEMOCRATS LOOK BAD.

I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt and just assume you’re being willfully obtuse. I could argue point by point, but I stopped being reasonable months ago. Congratulations, you are officially part of The Problem. I’m done here. MASA! (Make America Straight Again)

I teach 11th grade English in Cambodia, and I would be disappointed if one of my students used the phrase “bad garbage” in their writing. As opposed to “good garbage”? The torrent of outrages spewing out of the White House is so overwhelming that it’s easy to overlook how our *president has the cognitive skills of a…

LeBron stole one and almost two (in OT) games against Golden State when his second option was Matthew Dellavedova. Cleveland went from having LeBron and a few dessicated corpses collecting paychecks to LeBron and bunch of younger guys thrilled to be playing with the GOAT. Pencil them in for the Finals.

Or the University of Miami. That just happened to be on TV while I was home for Christmas and what struck me — you know, aside from the greatest comeback in CFB history — was how poorly the uniforms fit back then.

He believes federal funds should be used so people can stop being gay.

As governor of Indiana he signed into law an Orwellian act to restrict LGBT rights.

Asia includes most of Russia, Iran, Nepal, Tajikistan, Israel, most of Turkey, and so on. I live in Cambodia and previously worked in China, Vietnam and Saudi Arabia, all Asian countries. What is an Asian accent?

I’ve always said that James can make it to the Finals with any four warm bodies on the floor with him. Now that they have sent off the dessicated corpses of Rose, Wade and Thomas, we’ll find out if I’m right. He did steal one game (and nearly two, in OT) against the Warriors with Matthew Frickin’ Dellavedova as his…

That would indeed be a steal for Cleveland.

Mmm... this analogy doesn’t quite work because the government IS the military AND the bugs.

I will vote for anyone whose political views align perfectly with mine. If they disagree with me on any point, I will vote for someone who stands for everything I despise. It’s called logic, people.

Is it treason if they pray to God and not Trump Almighty?

It just goes to show, my grandpappy was right. He always said, “If you hire Larry Eustachy, you get Larry Eustachy.”

“Oh, and I hope you get gay conversion therapy so you can be a TRUE MURCAN PATRIOT.”

I picture Neo in the Matrix, dodging bullets, as I picture you bending and twisting mentally in an attempt (successful!) to miss The Point.

It is important because I would bet a month’s salary that he is a closeted homosexual, and yet he is using his bully pulpit to make life miserable for millions of people.

Exactly. He makes Pence squirm. When Pence lies awake in bed at night, staring at the ceiling, instead of imagining Mother, he’s imagining Rippon in Mother’s bed, in Mother’s room down the hall. Seriously, it would be so much easier for all involved if he would just come out of the closet. If Pence isn’t gay I will…

There’s only one solution. BUILD THE WALL. His name is Kareem, so I think it’s safe to assume he’s a black mooslem TURRIST who HATES AMERICA.

The recidivism rate for domestic abusers clearly indicates that if a man commits domestic abuse, he will do it again.