I was in New Orleans for the Melo/Wade Final Four, and I was forced — forced, I say — to go to girlie bars by my friends. The girls were from all over the country. You can bet your ass that girls were flying in from all over the world for the Super Bowl.

Which makes it all the more disappointing that the story of this game is either how brilliant Doug Pederson is (for giving up SIX HUNDRED YARDS OF OFFENSE in a game that came down to the final play) or “Nick Foles — yes, NICK FOLES won the Super Bowl”. He was a stud in college and a fine QB when he worked with coaches…

I think if he went to court 350 times, he’d win slightly more than half the time, with one mistrial in there.

Counterpoint: The defense gave up over SIX HUNDRED YARDS of offense, the game came down to the last play and if Tom Brady hadn’t been strip-sacked I think we can all agree the Pats score on that drive. I’m a Baltimoron and have no dog in the hunt, but let’s put the brakes on these “genius” narratives about a coach…

No sweaters or elf hats. Dang it. I guess I was a bad snake owner. 

Thanks. As for the honesty thing, I am wayyy past being reasonable. If you support Trump, you are a fundamentally damaged human being. Even if you’re not racist or sexist or ignorant or stupid, being unwilling or unable to admit you made a mistake is still a serious character defect.

You’re right, Republicans long to…

Let’s remember that her husband was impeached by Gingrich’s GOP Congress for lying about a blowjob. (The official charges were perjury and obstruction of justice.) I am quite sure thugs like Chaffetz and Gowdy could cook up some bullshit charges for her. They could be minor or flatly false. The point would be to drag…

I traveled by train through Russia and Mongolia in the summer. Frickin’ gorgeous. In Mongolia someone told me that during the winter it gets so cold that if you take a cup of boiling water and turn it upside-down, it will freeze before it hits the ground. I’ll stick to summer, thanks.

Came here to say this. It drives me nuts when people make jokes out of ignorance.

To the beer guy wondering why a Swiss beer would have “hell” in the name.

I don’t know how to say it, and I don’t care. I am more concerned that I might have some use of it in conversation.

Please stop reporting on this, or at least stop using his ridiculous mug as the lead art. It’s jarring to see it as I scroll down. It’s hard for me to believe people like this actually exist.

The only parts of the government that seem to be working are the ICE and Border Patrol. It’s a shame more xenophobic psychos aren’t interested in other government sectors. The government would be working like a well-oiled machine, and by “well-oiled machine”, I mean “white”.

She can’t speak about this. She was paid hush money. You can be sure there was an ironclad NDA.

“Whoa, whoa, whoa! We don’t want her!”
— elves

On the other hand, if she had been elected, she would have certainly been impeached by now. Jason Chaffetz was positively giddy about playing the bad cop.
“Lock her up.”
“What are the charges?”
“I’ll think of something.” <pistol whip>

Anti-Clinton hysteria would have united the GOP. Congress flatly refused to work with…

Samuel L Jackson is not a fan of taking snakes on a plane. I owned a snake and people were freaked out when I even mentioned it in conversation. I am severely bipolar and kept dogs as pets. I understand the therapeutic value of animals. That said... taking a peacock on a plane is manifestly silly.

This is an idiom which has been in use long before corporate America, since at least (quick Google check) 1512.

So what you’re saying is that these are unnecessarily wordy and faux-clever ways of expressing simple concepts. Um, yeah... we get that. Sorry to waste your time. Kudos for reaching out, but I’m going to go ahead and put this comment in the circular file.

Counterpoint: