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I personally don’t care, but considering the non-stop torrent of outrages, including a payoff to a porn star and a rumored affair, it’s a good time to remember that the GOP impeached Bill Clinton for lying about a blow job. (The official charges were perjury and, wait for it, obstruction of justice.) So while I

He’s been covering LeBron since high school. He has a good working relationship with his source, who just happens to be one of the greatest athletes and highest-profile celebrities in the world. He is the Cavs beat writer for ESPN. Do tell me why he should be doing hatchet jobs on the guy.

It’s apparently viewed as a bad thing for people can’t read or write.

“That hurts, man.”
— ovoid pastries

Let’s let the fans have their say. Let me skim some comments from WYTS for some ideas... Yikes. Never mind.

They should be relegated to AAA. Sorry, AA.

It looks like The Boss called Trump to Davos to give him his new marching orders in person. “I did the Jerusalem thing, just like you said, Mr. Netanyahu!”

Nunes is so flamboyantly corrupt he should be walking around with cartoon bags of money with ₽ on the side. He doesn’t even pretend to be on the level.

I suppose now you’re going to tell me that Jesus wasn’t born on December 25 and the Bible says nothing about abortion...

You are free to live your life according to whichever book you want: the King James Bible, the New Revised Standard Version of the Bible, the Modern Literal Version of the Bible... we’re totally inclusive.

Heh. You mentioned “journalistic responsibility” in a comment about a right-wing propaganda site. No member of homo sapiens considers Fox News news.

Why all the Deadspin hate for Foles? The guy threw for 7 TDs in one game. He was a stud in college and perfectly respectable under coaches not named Jeff Fisher. Given the success of Foles, Keenum and Goff this season, it should be clear that Foles was never the problem. (Disclaimer: I’m a Maryland grad from Baltimore

Edgar could’ve at least have performed defensively as well

We don’t know that. We do know that the Mariners felt they had a better chance with him in the dugout than in the field. He was a really good hitter who had no reason to own a mitt.

He doesn’t belong in the Hall, but voting for him is going to be close to unanimous. Curt Schilling said during a broadcast — this was before he went Full Bannon — that anyone who didn’t have Jeter on the first ballot should lose their vote. FFS, he pitched to Jeter. He knows better.

But he wasn’t a first baseman. First basemen are generally big hitters and poor defenders, but they are still professional baseball players who need to bring a mitt to the park.

If you are a professional baseball player who has no reason to own a mitt, you do not belong in the Hall. A DH usually gets about four chances to affect the outcome of a game, less than an NFL placekicker.

I picture the anti-blazer guy in a sleeveless Iron Maiden tshirt with a rat tail dangling under his mesh trucker hat. My guess is he is not very fashionable.

I would like to congratulate myself for this comment I haven’t yet written.

If you’re quoting Jon Heyman to make your point, you don’t have a point. He is almost a caricature of the DERP DERP I DON’T NEED NO FANCY STATS I USE MY EYES AND MY GUT sportswriter.

Or you could admit how foolish it is to consider a professional baseball player who has no reason to own a mitt. A DH usually has four opportunities to affect the game, less than NFL placekickers.