Yep, it’s Trumpian doublespeak. The Russians didn’t interfere, but it was Obama’s fault they did. The Patriots can only win by cheating, but they only win because the refs help them.

I have a radical theory that the Pats win because they have the best coach and QB in history. Going into the fourth quarter there was…

Former journalist here. Media bias is not what a particular reporter has to say, it’s what stories the editorial staff chooses to cover and not cover. At the beginning of the campaign, when there were enough candidates to fill a school bus, Trump was getting more coverage than the rest of them combined. This was a…

It seems they were the only ones who got it right, then.

I know you’re not trying to imply that all whites are worthless and soulless. Perhaps be a more precise in your wording next time.

This is a doubleplusgood comment.

I hate to be “that guy”, but you imagine Gronk using a word with more than one syllable.

I get it, I get it: We don’t like Tom Brady. But this was his stat line for the day. It doesn’t mention two fourth-quarter TD drives for his 54th comeback win.)

I was just thinking, “I wonder how long before Trump weighs in on unfairly these kids are being treated for a ‘locker room prank.’” Sadly, I am not kidding.

Doing time in the big house builds character, too. Or maybe it doesn’t. Who cares. Try them, find them guilty, and let them see how it feels to be the small, weak one... in prison. Sure they’re only kids, but the US government says waterboarding is torture.

Thank God what’s happening in Puerto Rico could never happen in these here United States. Who is the president of Puerto Rico, anyway? Whoever it is should be ashamed.

Can you give the shortcuts for umlauts, tildes, circumflex accents, etc., so we can do this for every language?

Numbers are factual. It’s 2017. Facts are sooo 2oth century.

Trump continued, “and by people, I mean me.”

At some point, someone smarter than me will create the next Facebook. I know it’s hard to imagine at this point, but this too shall pass. Just 10 years ago, this guy was wondering if anyone would ever topple the monopoly of ... MySpace. I worked in China, and Facebook can only dream of having the cultural saturation…

All those stories about #KILLARY that your elderly uncle, redneck co-worker and faux neo-libertarian friend shared, liked and commented on were preposterous lies written by bots or trolls on Putin’s payroll.

I’m shocked, SHOCKED, I say, that Stanton narrowed his list down to the two richest teams in baseball. I don’t blame him a bit for wanting to go to a contender, but the Yankees and Dodgers are just so cliche.

I didn’t read it either. I’m assuming it’s about how Tony LaRussa is an asshole.

Thanks for keeping the stereotype alive.
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If you start a sentence saying “Not to go all snowflake”, you should probably stop right there.

It would be so much easier for all involved if Pence would just come out of the closet. If he’s not gay I’ll eat this laptop.