We knew from the get go that Jefferson Beauregard Sessions is a virulent racist. He is systematically trying to roll back a century’s worth of human and civil rights progress. He is brazenly attempting to make life miserable for brown people. And that’s not even the worst thing you can say about this nasty little…

When he got the nomination the DISHONEST MEDIA hive mind concocted a narrative out of thin air that he would “pivot” and start acting like an adult. We have 70 years of history showing he is incapable of doing so. Certainly no one from his camp ever suggested he would grow up.

Every day I think I’ve seen my worst nightmare, and then I wake up the next day and check the news. I am gobsmacked at the conversations we are having.

I would guess that Uncle Vlad has that market cornered.

Why are we talking about this? We should be saluting Jefferson Beauregard Sessions for taking on the scourge of affirmative action, so that white middle class men can finally get a chance in life.

It’s a euphemism. His knee was watching too much online porn.

But he will have lied doing what he loved the most, so it will be ok. Fans will chime in saying they wish they had the opportunity to die on a professional football field. Former players will reminisce about how they took the field knowing they might die, even wanting it to happen.

I think you’re overreacting. It’s totally normal for men to be 6'6", 275 pounds and run 4.5 40s. Put them in full body armor and launch them at each other. What could go wrong?

Trump has a boss to answer to, just like the rest of us. If you piss off Trump’s boss you get thrown out of a high rise window.

Going out a limb here, but because he’s a craven opportunist in cahoots with Russia?

The command center is now a trailer on the sidewalk. I am not making this up.

Sean Spicer is the greatest dancer in the history of the world. Period.

Every day I find myself absolutely slack jawed with astonishment at what I’m seeing in the news, the conversations we are having, and STILL the reflexive support for Trump from ONE THIRD of the population. As I’ve said in other comments, we are living in the future dystopia.

Have you seen Trump supporters? They all look like cruel caricatures of Trump supporters. In his book “Everybody Lies: Big Data, New Data, and What the Internet Can Tell Us About Who We Really Are”, Seth Stephens-Davidowitz, an economist and data scientist at Google, explains what we can learn about people from…

NC STATE SUX LULZ

Doesn’t Deadspin have someone on the payroll who actually follow college football? The Wolfpack went 7-6 last year, beating UNC and losing close games to FSU and Clemson (in OT!). They’re not going to win the ACC, but they won’t be an easy out either. Don’t be surprised if they pop in to the bottom of…

Trump supporters look at this and think he is genetically superior.

Of course the best game of the year featured Boston, since 85 percent of sportswriters are from Boston, with another 50 percent from New York. If this game had been between, say, Arizona vs. Milwaukee, would there be a post about it?

Please tell me this is a joke.

Your merit badge is in the mail. How do you protect your soapbox from infestation?

What I’m saying is that even if you can set aside the pedo sex cult stuff, who would pay to see a shitty has-been singer?