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This is bad Kinja.

You win, man. It’s just not worth it.

‘Member when the Bulls were good but the players ran the coach out of town because he’s such a meanie? Now Butler is playing for him, and in return you got a guy who can dunk ... but not in a game.

Yep. There are some people’s money you can do without. One of my favorite restaurants in Baltimore had House Rules posted, one of which was “Be nice or leave”. If customers were rude to his staff the owner would throw them out. There was always a line out the door, so he could afford to. It was a cool, funky place, so

Goyer co-wrote BvS and both he and Nolan were producers. As was Secretary Munchkin. Let’s blame it on him! I don’t disagree with you in general, but I stand by my heavily researched and peer-reviewed theory that Snyder was hired with explicit marching orders to make a dark, Batman-y Superman. I can understand Snyder

Poor De’Aaron Fox. Arguably the best player in the draft and he ended up in Sacramento.  

That’s what the Zen Master wants you to think... <evil laugh> I am thankful that Jackson has tanked so miserably as a GM because it means we are no longer legally obligated to call him the Zen Master. I am giddy with schadenfreude waiting to see how Magic outdoes him.

“Yeah!”
— Shaquille O’Neal

The White House press corps—a group including some of the most highly regarded reporters at some of the most esteemed institutions in journalism

This is a popular misconception and it is utterly wrong. The Press Corps is a retirement home. They’re not reporters, they’re stenographers. Sanders speaks and they report

You’re talking about the same MSM that gave Trump more coverage than all the other candidates combined back when there were enough of them to fill a school bus. Instead of doing their jobs, all they did was fill out the template for the “stupid shit Trump said today” and then chuckle condescendingly. If they had

I would give credit to an executive willing to admit (privately, of course) that they have no chance of winning the title in the foreseeable future. If Golden State keeps its core intact, and it looks as though all the significant parties want to make it happen, it’s hard to imagine any team beating them for the next

This is not about politics or ideology or even race. Trump, the Swamp Monsters, his supporters, enablers and media apologists are fundamentally damaged human beings. If you do this, or support this, or do not actively condemn this, there is something irrevocably broken inside you. We are witnessing the devolution of

Clearly George Soros paid them to have spina bifida.

Why don’t we just change Zinke’s title to Boss Man of Huntin’ n’ Killin’ n’ GUNS.

You doubt whether Trump wrote those tweets? I doubt whether he can read them. In all seriousness, does Kim Jong Trump even know that “he” admitted he doesn’t have Comey tapes? I suspect this isn’t the last we’ll hear about it from him.

Normally I would follow the links but I just can’t bear the thought of wading into this cesspool, so can someone tell me if he’s going to be getting paid for these “How to rape women and get away with it” seminars?

The use of “miscarriage” in the New International Version is an incorrect translation. Other versions say the woman’s womb will “rot” or “waste away”. The NIV was first published in the 1970s, which, to me, suggests the introduction the concept of miscarriage was deliberate. It just comes out of nowhere in a verse

I read a great essay after the death of Philip Seymour Hoffman, which spends a little time comparing him to DDL. I think it’s safe to say the two are the greatest actors of their generation. There’s a line about PSH which could just as easily apply to DDL: “It is, as Hoffman’s director Mike Nichols once observed, as

I thought he did a pretty good job with Watchmen and I loved 300. Yeah, it’s war porn, but it’s really cool war porn! Sucker Punch was mostly terrible, but it did have some inspired sequences. He’s great on visuals but, yeah, he’s not even looking for the characters’ emotional core. When I saw the first trailer for