I love my keyless entry and can’t stand regular keys anymore.

I got tired of revving my Honda Fit to 5,000 RPM everywhere I went just to get it to keep up with traffic.

I, for one, welcome higher gas prices.

My dad told me stories about how engineers would pull pranks like this. They once got a beetle on top of an archway in the middle of Ryerson University’s campus in the middle of the night using a bunch of climbing equipment and winches. The university had to rent a crane to get it down.

1. Do NOT put your F!#@ing coffee on my roof. You’re going to scratch my paint.

What would lighting up this guy with bullets accomplish? Nothing. You can’t bring back the people he’s killed or fix the people he’s injured.

Why not F-it?

Every single car I’ve ever owned has had a passenger in the glove box—A plush stuffed lobster named Pinchy (points for reference).

Your legs don’t exactly determine if the car is good or not, though.

I have been this drummer in this situation. TRUST ME ON THIS:

I generally just don’t like Korean cars... but damn if this doesn’t give me a fizzy sensation where the sun don’t shine (if you know what I’m talking about).

We had a good ol’ golf as our family car for years. I loved that car as a kid

Actuarial science disagrees with you

I have a 9th gen Si. The stacked cluster isn’t that bad. I actually have a hard time adjusting to cars without it now. All the info I get at the top is actually incredibly useful. It feels like I actually just have one giant cluster that’s just slightly interrupted by the steering wheel. Weird and wonderful.

Back when I was 23, I had just finished university and managed to pay off all my debt and scrounged up enough cash to buy a low mileage 2nd gen Fit. It was slow, but I loved that car. I worked hard and bought it with my own money. Sure, it wasn’t fast or glamorous, but as a first car it was manual, fun, and fit all my…

This needs more upvotes.

This thing just looks weird and wonderful. I like it.

That’s just tragic. My condolences to your paint.

This freak gasoline fight accident is all I could think of.

How does it compare to the competition? Any whispers about reliability issues? What about fun-factor?