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Makes sense for a team that fielded the NBA equivalent of twitter eggs for like 3 seasons.

Whoa. That’s surprising. Let’s throw more water on her and see what happens.

Sara is not just a character, she is the executive producer of the show. She also produces one of the most watched daytime talk shows...so yeah. Y’all saying she’s washed up/has a rich wife anyway is pretty fucking awful as well as short sighted.

Shoot. And, I was looking forward to the sassy reboot with Sandy Duncan.

I’ll give you some credit for that pun, but only in about fifty years.

Following up “I’m not attracted to Asian men” with “... and he could only get hot white guys like me by paying for them or finding fame addicts” makes it sound pretty damned racist.

Seriously? He copped to quite a lot. That was the actual thrust of the article. I feel like you read a very different apology than the rest of us...

I get that distilling a long-winded celebrity sililoquoy into a punchy version of its base message is a pretty witty way of exposing the underlying absurdity or hypocrisy of the statement, but where it’s just a fairly straightforward and facially earnest apology, it just comes across as “I don’t like X, so I’m going

No matter how we feel about Charles (and believe me, I have been on Team Diana since the get go) it’s obvious William and Harry have a good relationship with him now, and this is Harry & Meghan’s day, and I am going to enjoy the hell out of it.

My favorite so far:

2d girl and cup are off camera, I assume

Look, if something wasn’t prepared to her satisfaction, she has every right to return her food.

Where does she think she is? A fucking Applebees??

Fact: You can rearrange TIM HORTON’S to spell Shit T. Moron.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Well, the Dodgers should apologize for signing Jackie Robinson, too.

“The vocal segment of fans who believe a Negro can’t or shouldn’t coach an NBA team would be relentless and cruel in their criticism.”

I think there’s a real point here. A lot of you were really hypercritical about the NFL’s terrible record with hiring black coaches and executives but did we ever consider they were doing it to protect those coaches’ feelings?

To be fair, Skyline Chili is usually only blamed for runs.

No, it’s a movie idea.