Feels like the Cavs are what happens when you put a bunch of great players together to play. The Warriors feel like what happens when a bunch of great players play as a team.

HE LITERALLY GHOSTED HER!

When it comes to Boston, “At least he wasn’t screaming racial slurs at the outfielders” is the best we can hope for.

I can’t help but think that Windhorst probably googled “What does marijuana smell like” before chiming in.

I haven’t seen that many “KKK” signs in Fenway since last week.

Rich just put Baby in the corner.

In their defense, the Liberty University meteorology department was predicting 40 days and 40 nights of rain

Hairy, Naked Idiot on the Field Evades Stadium Security

Huh, I can see Atlee Bay from here.

This should really boost his Yards after Catch numbers.

My thoughts exactly. Fuck this lady and her high horse.

Looks like they blew the special effects budget on a Snapchat mustache filter.

It looks like he was riding that train, and got hit in the face with a mustache travelling at high speeds.

Why doesn’t Jesus eat M&Ms?

This liberal bias is exactly why I canceled my subscription to Deadspin. I just read all the words in the articles and comment sometimes.

Folks, this is what happens when you demand Deadspin stick to sports.

A) There are other things to spend your free time on than partying. I have hobbies and interests and family and friends and places I like to see and things I’d like to do and learn that I could do far more of if I had $100,000 per year and no job.

Also, believe it or not, people can do things—even, in many cases, the things they do for work—without doing them for a paycheck.

This was played over and over at my grandma’s funeral (because she was from Florida, I guess). It was terrible and makes much more sense in a birthday setting, or any other setting that doesn’t include a corpse.

Just trying to stick with the theme. No need to get all Facebook balls on me.