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I started to answer this but instead I think I'll write a few words here saying that many of the ideas I had were things that I didn't want to appear only to have Kinja go all 404 and not let me remove them.

Statistically, by selling this.

The terminal Saab 9-5.

It was a bit dumb to think it would succeed this side of the pond, but the Phaeton was a damn fine car that failed miserably.

Finding one of these jack offs climbing out of an A/C vent

Didn't happen to me but here's what happened to a co-workers car when trying to take his dog that was sick with diarrhea to the vet......I would have just burned the car after that.

Once an opossum decided it would be a brilliant idea to trespass into our garage and climb all over my dad's car (soon to be my car). It scratched the paint, windshield and left paw prints and giant opossum shits on the roof.

I was visiting a friend in South Africa for a week. He had a 2006 Mini. On the last day I was there, we decided to go to a place in Cape Town that let you drive your car into a lions pen, park, let the lions inspect you car,walk around it, and then drive out the other side. The place was so relaxed that they even let…

mmmm.

Allow me to gag you with a spoon.

I'm here for your Jalop card

WA WA WEE WA

what's the big deal, it's basically just an over glorified beetle...

So fisting's your thing... alright then.

You dont get the true LA experience unless you go wrist-deep into something expensive.

Oooo busted.

Ride public transit! You don't have to avoid distracted drivers when you're riding in their vehicle!

That is all.

You Won't Believe A Honda Insight Could Even Hit 200 MPH