A trans blanket in a drag race, you say?

Unk ‘n’ Them Varmints reference approved.

Are the trees already bare in New Jersey? Get the sense these may be year-old photos, at least.

Really?!

My niece and nephew (6 and 8) were playing around in my ‘97 Ranger, enjoying the novelty of the fold-down rumble seats in the extended cab, and were just completely flummoxed by the manual windows. Just amazed.  Then the niece’s eyes lit up as she connected the dots and said, “Oh, so that’s why they call it rolling…

So the SX4 didn’t pan out? Too much metal left in the floor?

Yes, tired of Colorado being a cross section of these people and van-lifers constantly accidentally setting forests on fire or completely destroying natural sites (whether it’s constantly rolling off of mountain trails or overwhelming hiking trails with their dogs shitting everywhere)

Sold, or the ad was taken down because the seller was suffering from a syphilitic episode asking more than 30 grand for a 15 year old Z4?

I feel your pain as a fellow insomniac. Two hours sleep Friday night after a late flight home from a work trip. Busy Saturday, ended up sleeping away most of Sunday and still feel completely tired.

I can’t remember the last time I saw an Expedition driven by someone other than an overprogrammed white suburban woman.

Whoa! Invoking Hulk Hogan? That’s pretty ballsy for a website that used to be associated with Gawker.

I’ll say maybe that takes a back seat to the Herkimer Battle Jitney...

The EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle. Just waiting for a couple of go-getters to take it for a wash...

You’re dead, honey.

Hank Pym’s Spitfire in Ant-Man.  C’mon, that’s Jalop AF.

The most underrated movie car isn’t a car at all, it’s a Honda Elite scoot with pop-up headlight. It just doesn’t get any cooler.

I “trouble myself” with it because larger trucks and SUVs can be directly correlated to increased pedestrian fatalities and lead to a worse driving experience for those of us who don’t drive thirty foot tall compensation machines.

But it is okay when you do it. You’re special. Important even.

/s