My lawn mower is way cooler!

Put a family photo in there. I’d have thought you’d think of that Ottomatically.

Not counting all the hidden drugs, the [now] dead animals from the animal smugglers, and the hopefully none of the containers used by people smugglers with a dozen people and a cardboard box for a toilet in one container somewhere.

I don’t see a Coyote greatly improving the experience, given the rest of the truck.

Why do you hate all trucks? Old trucks are cool, new trucks the size of school buses are not. I really dislike new trucks.

LOL, It’s from Vonnegut. He invented a sci-fi author (Kilgore Trout) who can only get his stories printed in girlie magazines, the publishers using his stories to skirt the pornography laws by having “literary content.” Trout appears in many of KV’s stories. He dreamed up the name as a parody of the famed Sci-Fi…

Best use is to buy it cheap (like $2k cheap) and part it out, then let frustrated psychos take whacks at it with a sledge hammer.

That’s... that’s NASCAR. 

Rampage! I couldn’t quite put my finger on where I had seen this before. Thanks (I think).

Same, I did this with a snapping turtle in the road. He hissed and scratched the shit out of me with their hind legs but I still put the angry bastard on the side of the road. Suicide if you want to, but not on my watch

And here I was thinking the monster turtle we had living in a swampy pond at the entrance to my college many years ago was big. Now yours is a TURTLE!

I just get out and shoo those across by waving my arms and following them so they hustle as fast as they can. Less bitey ones get picked up. It’s not really Spring until I’ve saved a turtle!

I’m the “let’s criminalize it” guy 99.99% of the time, but calling the police to lie about getting hit by a car should get you arrested immediately.

And I don’t mean on paper. I mean when this happens police should come arrest you. It should be a priority to get people who are trying to weaponize the police via false…

No, she’s straight to onlyfans.

Last time I was in the mountains with mine I ended up on an easy trail with people going in both directions. It was cloudy..cool and starting to rain. People in ATV’s were huddling up - putting on ponchos. I rolled up my window and turned on the heater. As an added bonus I paid a fraction of the ATV for the Tracker.

I feel anyone who “No Dices” this should be made to explain themselves publicly.

Hey if you can do better then please show me what you got? Go ahead I dear you....

You’re WAY outta line here bub. He’s an automotive engineer, he worked for Jeep, and designed aspects of the newer Wrangler. If you don’t like his stuff, move along. Or go write your own blog about you working on Lambos and Ferrari’s.

Buying shitty cars, sure. Working on shitty cars, okay. But he’s surprisingly good at it. He gets those zombies running, somehow. Gotta give credit where it’s due, cranky.

Just imagine if we had been pursuing hybrid cars for an extra 15 years. Imagine what we could have achieved.